Great post, Karen! Don’t forget, you’re also cooler than your son.

...Esquilin was placed under arrest and handcuffed (behind his back, for the safety of everyone involved) and placed into the back seat of a police cruiser. Expecting a short ride to the police station, he was notably confused when the ride took approximately 17 hours. The officer then took him out of the cruiser and…

they need to get this jerk off the road.

The action of going mudding makes you a redneck. It’s just reality.

You can be a wealthy hedge fund manager from Wall Street named Kip Smithers, but for those five minutes that you’re ripping donuts through a field in your Mercedes GLS, you’re a redneck.

Cars is a kids’ movie

“The car, according to Blue Ribbon News, was donated to the Genesis Center by a local resident battling cancer:

OR, you know, the judge could’ve acted like a mature, logical human being and decided the case on its own merits objectively instead of allowing petty courtroom theatrics into his ruling.

So, you’re saying that this was a revenge ruling? That makes it more bullshit, not less.

It’s worth noting that this mud pit really just started out as a way to turn around in my backyard (since I’ve got one of those U-shaped driveways—if there’s a car parked there, it’s impossible to turn around anywhere but in my backyard).

Issue is, that backyard has some really, really soft grass, so over time,…

Looks more like a Jeep Renegade rival than a Wrangler. But maybe that’s okay.

I don’t care so much about the demise of the mall itself so much as the fact that they don’t even try to do anything with all that property.

SMAL ACCDIENT NO FARME DAMAGE AIRBAGS DID NTO DEPLOY NO CURSES NO HAND BITS ON WHEEL NO LOWBALLERS I KNOW WAT I HAVE

Not sure why, but I always get a happy feeling inside whenever I see something that’s built to last. Old machinery made of cast iron, stringed instruments that are over a century old and still played, high-quality tools handed down through generations, stuff like that.

So that explains...

You take that attitude and swap it, mister!

Oh no:

The wheels on the BMW were the ones that Tupac bought originally.

Is the blood still fresh? Can I grow my own Tupac’s and open an amusement park with the clones? What can go wrong?

And lack of parking spaces.

Cost.