OnThePillow
onthepillow
5/14/17
1:31 PM
122

Great post, Karen! Don’t forget, you’re also cooler than your son.

5/13/17
2:54 PM
123

...Esquilin was placed under arrest and handcuffed (behind his back, for the safety of everyone involved) and placed into the back seat of a police cruiser. Expecting a short ride to the police station, he was notably confused when the ride took approximately 17 hours. The officer then took him out of the cruiser and

4/27/17
1:59 PM
466

The action of going mudding makes you a redneck. It’s just reality.

You can be a wealthy hedge fund manager from Wall Street named Kip Smithers, but for those five minutes that you’re ripping donuts through a field in your Mercedes GLS, you’re a redneck.

4/21/17
11:24 AM
16

OR, you know, the judge could’ve acted like a mature, logical human being and decided the case on its own merits objectively instead of allowing petty courtroom theatrics into his ruling. Read more

4/21/17
10:34 AM
93

So, you’re saying that this was a revenge ruling? That makes it more bullshit, not less.

4/19/17
11:42 AM
37

It’s worth noting that this mud pit really just started out as a way to turn around in my backyard (since I’ve got one of those U-shaped driveways—if there’s a car parked there, it’s impossible to turn around anywhere but in my backyard).

Issue is, that backyard has some really, really soft grass, so over time, Read more

4/10/17
4:08 PM
63

I don’t care so much about the demise of the mall itself so much as the fact that they don’t even try to do anything with all that property. Read more

4/6/17
12:58 PM
42

SMAL ACCDIENT NO FARME DAMAGE AIRBAGS DID NTO DEPLOY NO CURSES NO HAND BITS ON WHEEL NO LOWBALLERS I KNOW WAT I HAVE

3/16/17
2:59 PM
215

Not sure why, but I always get a happy feeling inside whenever I see something that’s built to last. Old machinery made of cast iron, stringed instruments that are over a century old and still played, high-quality tools handed down through generations, stuff like that.

3/14/17
6:44 PM
70

So that explains...

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2/27/17
9:04 PM
9

Is the blood still fresh? Can I grow my own Tupac’s and open an amusement park with the clones? What can go wrong?