I like this rule! My fiance weirds me out by trying to talk to me while I'm in there. I am going to petition to add it to our house rules.

Oh really? That's kinda fascinating. So your body basically thinks you're actually peeing, huh?

This happens to me too! I drink a lot of water each day. A LOT! So consequently I have to pee a lot. So yeah. I'm giggling so much because you basically just described my bladder too. "NOW IS GOOD RIGHT? HERE LOOKS FANTASTIC!" On the stairs walking up to my apartment. Ugh.

I cannot handle this! How in the world do these people have an owl as a pet!? Is that really possible? So, so jealous.

My Mountain Cur is a lotion licker. Anytime I put lotion on after a shower he is right there and tries to lick it all off. He is not a dog who gives kisses, so the licking is wholly ulterior. And he's also a compulsive carpet licker. That one drives me nuts. The repetitive rasping of his tongue on the carpet is so…

I have already put the ingredients required on my grocery list for this weekend. They look so good. It's been in the 60's all week here in Ohio where I live, so I think I can justify pumpkin baking, right? Yep yep.

I feel the same way, so no, it's not just you.

I have pinned that recipe. I need to make those and put them in my belly ASAP.

This dress is beautiful and I would wear it in a heartbeat. Green is my favorite color, so this drew me like a moth to a flame.

Let's see a picture! Sapphire engagement ring girl here, too. Congratulations!

I approve! Sapphires are the bestest. My favorite gemstone ever. They are practically perfect in every way. Durable, affordable (they are relatively cheap compared to a diamond of the same size and quality), and they come in every color of the rainbow. Love love love.

Well, obviously the answer to that problem is...

Please give him all the belly scritches and snuggles!

Is that your puppy in the picture? He or she is so adorable and reminds me so very much of my late, dear Chihuahua who was my first dog who was ever just my dog and not a family dog. Too too precious!

YOU ARE NOT IN THE GREYS ON MY PAGE!!!!!! THEY CAN'T GREY A LIVING TREASURE!!!!!

You have to be followed by Jezebel, or you can be out on individual authors' pages if they personally follow you. Individual comments can be brought out of the grey if someone who is followed by Jezebel (or one of the authors) replies to you. It seems also if a comment gets enough starts it might come out too. Not…

This isn't in Canton, Ohio is it?

Okay, I kept it together until I read this line. Then I lost it. You poor soul.

Yasssssss!!!!!! That is awesome and incredible, I love it! And I would totally read a story about your experiences. It sounds fascinating. And upon further reflection of your answer to my question, I'm glad they do recycle the rejected products. It's a good thing they do, lessening the waste. It would be a shame…

Ok, whew. I was just praying they weren't used. Most things that get recycled have already been used, so that's where my brain went. If they were clean and unused that makes it considerably less squicky. But yes, that does sound like a lot of work for sure. Thanks for answering and satisfying my curiosity! :)