This is so gloriously terrible! Thank you for posting it.
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Absolut peppar is awesome for bloody marys. I like you!
Ok, I have to ask. What on God's green earth is tampon recycling?
Oh Burt, I just love you. You give that smackdown. You give it.
Why is going by or stopping by somewhere wrong? I'm from Indiana and nearly everyone there uses this same terminology. Just curious. Bachelors and Masters degree holder here. I don't, however, drop my g's or say supposably. I just am genuinely perplexed as to why saying you are stopping by the grocery store is…
Also an Indiana-ism. So maybe just generally Midwestern? I grew up saying and hearing it in Indiana. And hear it here in Ohio too.
Hahaha! I am unreasonably tickled by the idea of bathing my ladybits with milk. I would, however, have done it in a heartbeat if I'd realized it would have helped. Filed away for future reference though.
Nitrile gloves are exactly what I have. I will never be without them again. I think I got mine at Gordon Food Services for a pretty reasonable price. We are just now getting a Costco in my town, so I'm pretty excited for that and will definitely look for them there next time I need them. Thanks for the tip!
I once washed my ladybits after chopping up a load of habanero peppers for a big pot of chili. I had thoroughly washed my hands, or so I thought, but apparently not thoroughly enough.
I died at this GIF combo. Hahahahaha!
I just got an uncontrollable case of the giggles from your story. So funny. And yes, you're right, so very 80's. As a child of the 80's myself, I really do think they were the last of the more innocent era of America.
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I'm female and my favorite chapters are Jon Snow's, Tyrion's, and Arya's. I also like Dany's chapters quite a bit, but admit I loved her more in the earlier books. Although what happened at the end of book 5 with her gives me hope that a more interesting storyline will be renewed for her.
I... I... I'm so honored! I am seriously squealing with excitement here you guise. I can't believe it! This totally makes my week/weekend/holiday/month!
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass."…
That is exactly the word that springs to mind every time I see her. Just flawless.
Ah, you were there a year or two after I left then. I always worked with the high schoolers and adults. Advanced Academy and Mach 3. I'm sure we know some of the same people.
YASSSSSSSSSSS! Did you work there at one point too? Lmao! We called it that in my time there too. I just spit my water out all over my tablet screen thanks to you. I worked there for three years. Did you ever hear about the diaper guy?