It literally took me about a minute to place all the arms and legs.

While the finer details are still rather sparse, here's hoping they're talking Abyssinian bloody Vogue, sweetie dahlings.

From here on out, I will pretend that D-Day is actually a holiday celebrating dicks, and I will honor it accordingly each year. This is gonna be fun...

Needs more numerology.

Because they are FAKE users who don't exist. EHarmony had many of these when they launched. Just bait

I found that eHarmony had lots of "dead profiles" to the point that you could submit 60 of their "interested?" queries and not get so much as a rejection.

Ok, now I'm heartbroken. Just this morning I read this uplifting piece praising Charles' Manning's positive body image philosophy - a badly-needed perspective at a place like Cosmo. Oh well.

Oh great, even more Mannings.

Okay, this sucks in general, and companies do take way advantage, BUT - the screenshot from the Gap doesn't actually reference MLK or use him specifically in anyway. Online retailers "extending" weekend sales is not all that uncommon.

That's seriously childish.

Church would be awesome, if not for the whole religion thing. I just can't buy into it, and I don't really want to fake it. Someone needs to start an agnostic church

I think I read The Cat Ate My Gymsuit a hundred times. I might just go home and read it again.

oh god, be careful. i now know two people who have seriously fucked themselves up at a skyzone. one did major damage to her knee, and another guy had a terrifying compound fracture to his leg. bad bad bad.

Yes, it was cool to discover this ... many years ago. :)

I always interpreted hot to be like, a hot steamy pile of shit. So a hot mess is an extra nasty mess. It's certainly not meant to be complimentary in any sense.

Wow, I wouldn't even know that was her! She does look really uncomfortable. I would be, too, in that situation, so I'll give her a pass on this one.

Ah yes the former fatties shame