I wasn't. Shhhhh. Go back to sleep.

Wow, that quote is so telling. While I wouldn't wish this on anyone, I hope that at least she knew his status and could take precautions. But, man, I can't imagine what this would be like to find out all at once. There are no winners here. I wish this woman and the victims good health, physical and mental.

I wonder how much the wife knows about all this. Looks like they've been together for quite some time. Also: Dude is a prime example of backpfeifengesicht.

Urban legend fail.

Wills be like . . .nope.

Stop now.

Thank you. "I believe the market always serves demand. That's the way the world works." That's what Kevin says. Much like the spelling of "teeming," Jezebel gets it wrong yet again trying desperately to make a sexist story where there is none. ::yawn::

Don't worry, you can get a denim-clad thigh gap at Ann Taylor, albeit not the most symmetrical one.

::snarf::

It's mine!

I hope you get your hard-earned $$, Eliza!

Coincidence?

that bruise: hot.

I'm still not quite sure.

Uh, you're not kidding:

Heh. I didn't think anyone would get it. #commentfail

D-Day.

Nobody said anything about you. Aw, paranoid. Shhhh, there there.

Yeah, it was her invention of the magenta-blue (but maybe purple sometimes) combination that really sent chills down my spine. That bag was (practically) the EXACT SAME COLOR COMBINATION as the one she conceived and used before anyone. Awful.

Wow, I never heard of this before—just fell down the rabbit hole for a while. This is quite sad; she is ill.