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This is pretty much what I do every year, at very least the last ten. Although last year my neighbor came over with his puppy and we watched the puppy play with my cats. I live on a lake and the neighbor just across always does an amazing fireworks display, so I just drag a lounge chair down, pour a glass of prosecco,

Ewe might get away with it, but then again you might end up on the lamb.

its not pronounced like you think

I agree-ish, but I’d walk on eggshells around HR. Don’t forget that HR is there first and foremost for the company. If LW is in a temp position this could backfire and not get her in the running for a permanent position or just be let go. I think depression can be categorized as a disability (?) so it might be illegal

To be blunt: People who don’t have kids look younger. Child free folks don’t have the stress parents do. I’m C.F. and in my late 30's but don’t look it. Friends my age who have children look haggard.

Super difficult to take a decent photo of lace knitting when it’s on the circular needles...!

Craft thread! I was hoping for one of these. Today I finished a doll for my mom for Christmas. I’m fairly pleased with the results. I need to iron the skirt so ignore the wrinkles.

Curtains....Anthropologie. They are spendy but special and different, and you can pick them up at a discount during sales. I went through several cheaper alternatives that never really hit the mark and finally I just bought what I wanted. No regrets!

A quick shout out to anyone going through this holiday season single, divorced, widowed, apart from their children, childless not by choice, estranged from their family, or in any other less than desirable situation. You’re not alone. And, if you know someone like this, please remember: it’s hard to be bombarded with

But Prince Michael is a pretty cool dude.

I miss COTD.

I have never known a sane Katie, Katherine, Kathy, or Kathleen.

i was like AH AH like boom yo AH AH you feel me boom

Did you ever see the video of Vanilla Ice talking about how the tune for Ice Ice Baby is totally different from Under Pressure with a huge shit eating grin on his face? Like he was positive he was being super clever and was totally putting one over on everyone. Then he lost everything he owned.

Hi! Maybe this isn’t so crafty, but it I wanted to share a project I’m doing in honor of my mom who died this past year. I started painting these hearts and leaving them at cemeteries, hospitals, nursing homes and sometimes just leaving them in random places around town. I started doing it because I didn’t know what

Ooh! I just need to finish up the bottom of the flower pot but here’s the Audrey II I’ve been working on!

Wow. All that awfulness and a tribrow.

You’ve already seen the picture of what one of these drinks looks like in the wild. Is the description really grosser than the reality?

can someone tell me what’s happening here? did her head shrink? did someone put THC in my poké bowl?

Ugh, his face is like a hemorrhoid smiling. Mark my words, this piece of shit will end up on Breitbart TV with Steven Seagal, Gene Simmons, and Billy Bush—and that’s just the morning show. Followed by a three-hour block of a men eating butter sculptures of naked women. Then it’s the afternoon of medical malpractice