Not gonna lie, the idea that my uterus is a fetus graveyard is pretty fucking metal.

Please be my Valentine, you wonderful, articulate, and succinct woman.

JLaw has said many times that she gets really uncomfortable around paparazzi so she does weird things to deal with it. I'm guessing the teddy bear/thumb sucking was one of those times.

I assumed it was a paneled/layered dress and that she was holding the top panel with one hand leading to an accidental glance and the underlayer, but then I looked at the rest of the photos and no, that's just the way it's made. I don't get it. I agree— that sheer panel is distracting and looks like a mistake.

Shit, that sucks. I'm sorry— some of my friends are public school teachers, and I'm pretty sure they have until June, hence what I thought.

When do you have to inform them about taking the new position? And when do you have to tell them if you aren't coming back for the next school year? You probably have until June/July to resign. If you're that unhappy, I'd say: say no to the supplemental position, then spend the next 5 months looking for a different…

I wasn't surprised by the lie, but I WAS surprised by his consistency. Usually they fold a lot easier than this kid, especially when faced with the proof.

That is probably my favorite Taylor Townsend line.

YES. He cage fights for like three episodes, and it's hilarious/glorious.

REMEMBER WHEN SHE DATED A KOREAN POP STAR? (Or maybe two at the same time? I forget.) She was completely insane, but in a great way, not in a "ugh, YOU" way like Marissa.

I assumed it was an underground train warehouse, which makes about as much sense as an abandoned subway station in Northern California.

I fucking love that show, unironically. DEREK LIVES IN A BURNED DOWN HOUSE. Or maybe a ....train warehouse now? (WTF is that place, anyway?) Either way, he has an ACTUAL LAIR. And Stiles is sunshine and kitties and all that is good in the world.

Hate-watching The OC? Madeleine, YOU SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH. The fourth season has TAYLOR TOWNSEND and RYAN AS A CAGE FIGHTER. That show is the tits. The only acceptable things to complain about on The OC are a) anything involving Marissa that didn't also involve her dying/almost dying/throwing pool furniture and b)…

LaComtesse and I go way back. I know she's kidding.

I'd actually never heard that— yuck. What a dirtbag.

Season three is only going to be half of the third book, so yes, you can get ahead of it pretty easily.

I believe he cheated on his (now ex) wife during their honeymoon.

I know Mario Lopez is kind of disgusting, but DANG, Slater. DANG.

I think this rule can be safely applied to both genders.

Weird, right? They were so SPOT ON with everything else.