Um, excuse me, but Martha is a motherfucking badass. SHE. SAVED. THE. WORLD. She totally gets shafted because Ten was still all "ROSE ROSE ROSE" for 90% of her tenure, but I will defend her to the death. (And maybe steal her red leather jacket, because that was awesome).

Haha, Frankenstorm babies. I will say that judging from the absolute blizzard of people I know born in October, one hell of a storm hit the upper midwest in early January 1984.

It seemed to me like he knew her— he said he knew her and could show up unannounced and she wouldn't be suspicious. So maybe not friends, but if he knew her and she knew he knew where she lived— and wouldn't be weirded out by him showing up— that implies some sort of friendship/relationship. Granted, he could also…

I remember from the chat gawker posted yesterday that at least one woman he was planning on kidnapping/murdering (...and then selling to someone to eat? yeesh) was a FRIEND of his. As in "oh, I can get into her place no problem because she'll let me in, and then I can kidnap her." Wherever that woman is, I hope she…

I would also submit naked Henry Cavil as a good reason to watch the first seasons of the Tudors.

I will accept any and all inaccuracies in exchange for handsome men in period clothing.

You probably should stay home. You'd just bleed all over the ballot.

God, if the twist-ending/death in this is that she's actually a serial killer and is put on death row, I will be ALL OVER THAT SHIT.

Given Trump's twitter feed lately, I'm half expecting his "surprise" to be that Obama sided with Kristen Stewart in the whole breakup debacle.

Swim through his piles of money like Scrooge McDuck.

How many different ways can I say LACOMTESSE, YOU COMPLETE ME.

Okay, cool. I might give these a shot. Thanks!

Question: I have teeny-tiny fingernails. As in, I barely need more than one swipe of a nail polish brush to cover my pinky nail. Would trimming these to my size be an enormous pain in the ass? (they're narrow, not short, if that makes sense.)

Right? I adore the majority of my cohort, but if you're looking for a husband, I hope you like socially inept men who still wear No Fear tshirts. And not to do yard work/clean the bathroom, but put on a blazer over a No Fear shirt with holes in the neck like that counts as dressing up.

Dude, I'm getting a PhD in history, and even *I* think an Austen tour would be way better than talking about the House of Lords.

Oof. That article reminded me of high school, when my best friend was close friends with a HUGE ASSHOLE who was always harassing me (tripping me, calling me a whore, calling me ugly, etc). I complained that he still hung around with that jerk, and his response was, "What, Jake? He's like that to everyone. It's not…

I think she's pointing out that for an organization that is so stridently homophobic under the guise of "protecting children" they've actually been covering up the real predators. The BSA is using misdirection (we're not the problem, it's THE GAYS that are the problem) and Erin is calling them out on that.

My favorite spin on the "did he say act of terror" line of questioning is that Obama DID say "act of terror" but he was REALLY referring to the youtube clip mocking Mohammed, even though the transcripts *seem* to indicate he was talking about, you know, the embassy attack.

Hey, it's not her fault she has a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina.

You're right. It's also missing the obligatory reference to Donny Osmond's angelic voice.