Chevrolet SS. Especially in this weirdo green color, most people will think it’s a Malibu, but it has an LS3. Take the “SS” badge off and install a quieter exhaust and you can really fly under the radar.

Wish I could find better quality, but this Top Gun with pigeons commercial from Nissan was ridiculous and amazing.

A true American hero.

And the sound out the other end...

No, it never got smoother than that. The first time I saw one in action was actually frightening. Car exits corner, there is an explosion, car is elsewhere.

Chevrolet SS

Space toilets didn’t become a thing until space travel was a couple decades old. Before then they had to store it in bags.

Most car enthusiasts would love it if their significant other was into ANY form of motorsport. In many relationships, the love for racing is felt by only one side. Here is a guy who’s gal is into Indycar and you’d think he’d appreciate it? Nope, Captain NASCAR says its his way or the highway.

Also known as the “15 Minutes of Silverstone.”

You drive whatever your daily driver already is. Because if you care about what a bunch of people from your high school days think about you, get over yourself.

I'm nominating the Chevy SS. They're a little pricey right now, but like the G8 GXPs, they will hold their value VERY well.

Chevrolet SS. Manual, V8, Rear Drive... and totally invisible.

Chevrolet SS - 6.2L V8 producing 415 HP, 0-60 in ~4.5 seconds, 160MPH top speed

Too bad she wasn't uninsured so a judge could demand she become his butler to pay off the damages.