Weird Al and the Jerry Hendrix Experience in Seattle:

Obscure Canadian humor is the best humor.

Family legend has it that my grandfather, a small town Indiana guy, had someone park blocking his driveway during an event that brought a fair number of people into said small town at some point in the 60's. He didn’t need to go anywhere, but really didn’t like knowing he couldn’t, due to some jackwagon parking in his…

Brown control to Major Tom.

The double brat at the Canada corner concession stand is nothing but a gut bomb of pure happiness.

Kareem is smiling.

This just in: Jalopnik discovers that one car designed by a group of people is the same as other nearly identical car built by same group of people.

Obligiatory:

Man... Ford’s really lost its Focus.

I’ve heard of Fording a river... is this how you Jeep one?

He also came up with “Mongo only pawn in game of life.” Love it.

Everything that happens now, is happening now.

Dang kids these days...

CP on the car... but a 1941 reference will make me smile any day.

Ze solution, she ees so simple. Break off a part of ze baguette, dip, and eat.

I’m in the auto industry and have 2 daughters. One could care less that I love cars and motorsports. She wants to be a veterinarian and occasionally goes bird hunting with me and ‘the guys’ though I’d bet mostly because she loves watching the dogs work. But she’s welcome there anyway. The other one shadows me in…

It’s not the destruction it caused, but how fast it stops that causes the injury. Compared to coming to a stop RIGHT NOW this car slowed down and lost energy over a (relatidvely) long time. When you’re counting in milliseconds, a second starts to seem like a long time. If she was belted in, I agree she would have…

Starred for Rocky and Bullwinkle. Always star for moose and squirrel.