Followed just as closely by this ultra-sexy Ducati...

Followed closely by the GT40...

The blue/white stripe(s) US racing colors. Dan Gurney's F1 Eagle is my favorite.

The Ford Ka. Pigeon vid posted below, but here was the follow-up. Sorry cat lovers!

#COTD Still wiping the tears away...

Almost bought it a couple of years ago after riding 60k+ miles with no incident. Temporary amnesia, a hell of a headache, and a bruised leg later and I'm only on the racetrack now. (the ambulance ride and tests at the hospital totaled almost $20k. Thank God for good gear and insurance) Gravel, deer, inattentive…

I rode on the street for 6k+ a year for 10 years in a northern state. After a couple of years of double duty track and street I just pulled it off the street for good this year. No gravel, oil, manure, or other slick spots, all of us going the same direction, safe way to get thrills and experience what the bike can…

Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher" playing on the track's PA took absolutely nothing away. Please tell me she's a teacher... Please.

I sold my '04 R1100S for a track bike a few years ago. Rode that on the street for a year and pulled it for strictly track duty after that. Sure, it was fun, but what's the point of all that on the street? To look good, be uncomfortable, and never use the full capability. I'm with you on the need for 'just' a…

I would like to go on public record and say that Terri Lynn Land gets my vote whenever she wants it. Somehow when she was Sec. of State for Michigan she was able to drag the Michigan DMV kicking and screaming into the 21st Century when she was in office and renewing our licences and vehicles on-line with a…

Sorry for the tiny picture...but related.

Why can't any of these guys ever get the harnesses right? Lap belts tight, THEN shoulders. Even under braking the buckle in the middle of your gut has got to be uncomfortable...

Kudos for the ad, but if you're going to reference the Bojangles-ing talents of the savior, please, do not forget to include the middle initial.

What?!? A dealership with shady practices?

This would have been much funnier if she had stolen a '32 Ford...

For the love of... it's YOUR KIDS. If you can't strap 'em in (and their seats) properly, it's your fault. Not the car's, not the car seats, YOURS. There are free clinics everywhere with paranoid parents more than willing to help you out to get it right if you're too lazy to figure it out yourself. It's not rocket…

As a corrolary to all this...you've got to do your part as well. It's not all sammiches from the kitchen and cool car suggestions from her with no payback.

Easy...start with a significant other that is awesome to begin with.

I couldn't place the tune...thanks! Thought it was from those DeBeers jewelry commercials which may have even been more amusing.

I've got a kindergartner who is on the bus every day and that was STILL a hilarious comment. Nicely done. Awesome job to the bus driver, too! Great story for a Friday.