Sigh.

Yeah, especially in the context she wrote about it being used as a means of branding your argument as good or important rather than as an accurate descriptor of the situation.

After reading Jia’s piece on “bullying” yesterday I am starting to notice the prevalence of the term in the media on a whole other level.

“Che!” said Gisele Bundchen, “Che!” she screamed to the photographers who had trailed her to a corner of Havana’s central boulevard, El Paseo del Prado. She wore a red dress and a black beret, a supermodel adopting the style of the guerrilla leader, in the 80 degree heat that felt more like 100 with the humidity.

are we still pretending that we didnt all already know that he would not stay dead

I mean, she deems a mattress the wokest of the bunch this month, and you’re asking if this is a joke.

nope nope nope at wilmer who slept with multiple teens while in his late 20s/30s (mandy moore and lindsay lohan besides demi) you dont get to be a predator and be woke!

Honestly I just meant I’m really apathetic about the Kardashians but... ok I guess?

THEN WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING FOR THE LAST TWO MINUTES?!?

Especially the sock part. The baby always loses their socks in the last 5 minutes before you leave. And no woman over 40 can walk by a sockless baby (even if it’s 90 degrees out) without commenting.

When we get in the car and we’ve brought everything and everybody has socks on, it’s like a dream come true.

Jesus if this just isn’t the perfect summation of what it’s like to be a parent, I don’t know what is.

WHERE ARE YOUR SHOES GET YOUR SHOES ON

Exactly. You want to make a movie about all the terrible shit Reagan did? HAVE AT IT. Dude was a criminal and an asshole. THERE’S PLENTY OF MATERIAL. But don’t make fun of him for having Alzheimers. In addition to being gross, it’s just kind of lazy.

You mean sexy Carlton, the sexy sex haver who liked having sexy sex sex? The sex person who sexes people? Who is sexy? And has sex? That person?

Carlton should put a spell on caftans.

Carlton was batshit insane so that’s why I’m surprised they didn’t keep her on. Hoy-say was boring and awful and I’m glad we’re done with her.

i am the polar opposite of turned on

oh my god all those angles make him look scrawny and i feel like i’m looking at a 12 year old

So true! It’s really important that you take care of your health. If you suffer from depression, it seems only logical that excessive emphasis on the sadness and horror in the world might actually make you sicker. It’s not weak to skip the news for a while if you’re not in a position to handle it. That’s just being…

I generally detox by eating potato chips made with Olestra. I call it my “Spring Cleaning”.

I absolutely love fresh pineapple. It is maybe my favorite food. But once at the school cafeteria, I just got an entire styrofoam container of pineapple, and as you said, my mouth was extremely angry with me. SO much acid.