I hated him so much for no real reason. Well. The reason was that ridiculous Sprite commercial where he turns into a robot or something. But I'm over that now. His music is goooooood.

I feel like maybe I have a crush on Fake Drake.

That's a grilled cheese sandwich like chicken salad is fucking vegetarian.

Here's an alternative read on the situation, which is equally supported by the facts in this article: The woman drank a lot of alcohol (drinks prepared by her), then smoked weed, didn't realize she had too much of one or both, and passed out. A man she'd had a sexual relationship with tried to initiate sex with her,…

I think they confused doggie style with "borking":

Just preparing for that remake of "The Witches" we've all been patiently waiting for.

Year/Product: Roughly 2012 Old Spice Deodorant

Dying at Miley saying "no one" talks about how rappers are degrading women. Lit-erally dying. But I'm glad she's at a happier place because I heard so much talk about how possessive she was of Liam, and some not-great things about Liam, so good for her for being okay with being alone!

"My vision for the women's line was to create a collection that I would like to see a woman wear," Levine told WWD."

This looks like a dollar store's version of tumblr fashion.

Adam, you've already created the perfect shirt to explain how I feel about this career choice:

I fucking love my Armenian man-nose. Loved it when I was a little girl, too.

Grandad is the best name. Just like Uncle Ruckus.

where's Luther and DS Ripley (RIP) when you need them?

I was gonna say Tom Hardy meets Macklemore.

Wasn't the US kindaaa founded on it though

Yeah, I never really understood the appeal of shit like this. Better to get drunk in the company of a few friends and laugh our asses off than to get punched and molested in a drunken sea of amorality.

lawd that Michael Fassbender is hot. You go Naomi..

I just hope Fassbender knows how to duck when she throws a phone at him.