Somewhere a Nigerian Prince (probably in Nigeria) is saddened because he lost out on one.

Technically, couldn't the students then say that passing the candy around with the wrapper on kept the candy from getting dirty. So, by their own standards,

Victory Gif

Just be glad you didn't include "Love" as a drug option. Imagine where we'd be.

OBLIGATORY, YOU GUYS:

I once shoved a mason jar up my ass and it came out filled with organic blueberry kombucha.

Glass houses, indeed. Seriously, Olivia, I don't like you right now.

BAHAHAHAHA! Apparently my husband has had a killer "Purposeful Olivia Pope" walk in his back pocket for awhile. It features much hip-switching and shoulder action. I'm dying!

Gawd I HATE QUINN!!!

I think it's just a troll situation.

*applause*

Did you just make that up? That is so good!

I was actually referring to yesterday's Dirtbag, when Gymeyh was talking about how hard it is to be a movie star, instead of a mom with a regular office job.

Shouldn't you be off guarding a bridge somewhere?

That's funny, that's actually where I KEEP my Doritos for handy snacking.

What if I'm laughing at you're comment?

I've seen comments on youtube with more substance.