I imagine Michelle Obama just makes this face and nothing needs to be said.

The fact that a Tyler Perry movie is getting nominated for NAACP Image Awards is proof we need more movies by quality black filmmakers, amirite?

Who wore it better?

One of the sexiest couples of all-time:

Are you freaking kidding me? That show also led to the arrest of a ridiculous amount of criminals and John Walsh did a ton of non profit work, including using his status to educate other children about kidnapping and abuse.

Anyone who talks shit about John Walsh can go take a long walk off a very very short pier. >_<

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When the crabs come in, I imagine they are singing this:

I could watch this all day.

My entire family is obese. And, I'm not saying obese to be mean; I'm a doctor and they medically fit the criteria for obesity. I see the way that people look at them when we all board a plane together. Quite honestly the only thing that holds me back from slapping those judgmental assholes in the face is that I…

Especially since socially acceptable touchie-feelyness among adults and children is a way to groom children for sexual abuse. How often do you hear about kids being molested by a trusted adult relative, and then still having to endure "give your uncle a kiss" for years while it is going on? Shudder.

#LifeHacks

Wearing a bikini bottom 3 sizes too big = instant bikini bridge.

Difference in quality and quantity. You talk about having that greeting demonstrated among everyone, which is going to help the child see it as normal.

I'm not going to pay $ to see a movie about the male version of a cat-lady.

I'm going to go retro this year.

No problem, no harm or foul on my part; I was kinda being a semantic dick anyway.

I had this idea for Downton Abbey to make it less depressing. Hear me out. It's just Isis (the manor's beyoootiful golden retreiver) and other doggies in fancy outfits in various house scenes doing dog stuff like fancy dog parties. EH? EH? I'd watch it.