It blows my mind how this never became a bigger story. My husband and I, hearing it for the FIRST TIME (OMG, there was a time when I had never heard this song before), turned to each other after like, 4 bars, and said "Marvin Gaye!" One of the most egregious rip-offs since Vanilla Ice ripped off Queen.

I would like to nominate Ace Hood's "I Woke Up In A New Bugatti." It's not that this wasn't my jam all summer, and it's not that I don't wish I myself could wake up in a new Bugatti, it's just that it's a deeply stupid song and I'm ashamed I ever listened to it. I also nominate ANYTHING associated with DJ Khaled,…

Whitney Houston. But yes, a good one.

I lost it at the Celine Dion banana.

She is so extra....

Yes please lets just talk about Karl.

Those green pants sure would look good on my floor.

I want to have sex with him.

Chiwetel Ejiofor can be my English muffin anyday.

Get. In. That. Ass.

First of all, as noted in the post, Chiwetel Ejiofor is not "African American." He is British. Second, I am not a "fucking millennial." Pull yourself together.

Every time I see this shot, I almost poop myself.

Am I the only one who is disappointed Vanity Fair backed down? I couldn't wait to buy the magazine and see what had Gwyneth in such a tizzy. It seemed like there was something that she really didn't want to come out.

Exactly. I mean, brother is in a place where they are keeping an eye on him, so lady, ride that man, ride him like you're running away to Mexico in the sunset.

Just think. If she had stayed with Karl, she could have been the future Mrs. Xerxes, ruler of the Persian Empire (in 300. Look it up)

I would really like it— it would be a relief of epic proportions— if the media referred to women aged 18 and older as WOMEN not "girls." I find the term infantilizing and disrespectful in a way akin to calling a black man a "boy."

My bulldog's name is Prudence (Prudey or Pru for short) and I can say with all honesty that I've NEVER sang a made up song to her...

I was playing Paulette the hairdresser in "Legally Blonde the Musical" and got to share the stage with a majestic bulldog named Sir Gordo. They didn't turn my mic off after he and I left the stage together on opening night and so the whole audience was treated to me saying, in the puppy voice "Gordo bordo! You were so…

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