I think you mean "one false thrust" could kill her (but seriously everything about the Kenna storyline was super yucky and I hope the Kenna hate from last weeks' comments section is toned down this week)

Crisis was hands down the best pilot script I read last year, and maybe one of my favorites ever, but it did lose something in the transition to the screen. I definitely hope it can figure its shit out going forward, because if it can match the awesomeness of that pilot script, it would be one of the best shows on TV.…

"You know nothing about being a compelling love interest, Bash Snow"

For me, nothing tops the withering stare she gave him when he dropped the body because it was heavy. It was somehow "Bitch please" "What is this your first time doing this?" "I can't believe I married you" and "I can't believe I'm disposing of the body of a chick you BANGED OUT A WINDOW" all in one. Truly a thing of…

Can I call dibs on Sexual Defenestration as a band name?

Yeah, count me as another who enjoyed Kenna this week. All along I haven't hated her nearly as much as everyone, but her working dem schemes was pretty great this week.

I'm just saying, what other show on tv has Richard Harrow masks, peasant blouses, vague orgies, servants getting their neck snapped, AND Anne of Green Gables just dominating shit? None. Long may this show, and these reviews, Reign.

Catherine: "If you think I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all my children equally."
*flashback to earlier that day*
Catherine: "I don't much care for Clarissa."

Between this and Family Tree, HBO is really letting us squirm about incredibly deserved comedy renewals. But, please, HBO, atone for some of your recent cancellation sins by giving us more of these two shows.

Wait wait wait. You're telling me that this was your favorite show of the year, Sonia, NOT Hostages?

I know they've never explicitly said it, but its clear to all of us that Klaus likes to suck more than just blood right?

That cliffhanger better have been setting up a plot where Davina, Josh, and Cami are off on their own together. I am ALL for that.

Look, crazyforsushi, what I was actually saying there was that if you think Lauren or Dyson love Bo unconditionally, then you are having a selective memory towards the way those characters have been acting. Could I have said it with more tact? Probably. But this is in the internet, it's a tact-free zone. But it wasn't…

Look, crazyforsushi, what I was actually saying there was that if you think Lauren or Dyson love Bo unconditionally, then you are having a selective memory towards the way those characters have been acting. Could I have said it with more tact? Probably. But this is in the internet, it's a tact-free zone. But it wasn't…

I'm replying to my own post here because it won't let me reply you directly, crazyforsushi. First off, I never personally attacked you (unless you happen to be Zoie Palmer), so I don't understand why you had to take it personal. As much as you might not want to believe it, I was legitimately asking for someone to…

I'm replying to my own post here because it won't let me reply you directly, crazyforsushi. First off, I never personally attacked you (unless you happen to be Zoie Palmer), so I don't understand why you had to take it personal. As much as you might not want to believe it, I was legitimately asking for someone to…

Ok, so this may sound flippant but it's a serious question: Can you or someone else please explain to me WHY people like Lauren? I honestly do not understand it. Most of the time she's in a scene, she's like a lump, never giving off anything into the scene, just existing. Her entire relationship with Bo seems to be…

Ok, so this may sound flippant but it's a serious question: Can you or someone else please explain to me WHY people like Lauren? I honestly do not understand it. Most of the time she's in a scene, she's like a lump, never giving off anything into the scene, just existing. Her entire relationship with Bo seems to be…

How anyone can think that boring, monotone, bland, white-bread, watching paint dry Lauren, the Ann Veal of Lost Girl (her?), being gone from an episode is a bad thing, I will never be able to fathom. Especially when there's someone with actual fun and vibrancy to them like Ryan around in her place.

How anyone can think that boring, monotone, bland, white-bread, watching paint dry Lauren, the Ann Veal of Lost Girl (her?), being gone from an episode is a bad thing, I will never be able to fathom. Especially when there's someone with actual fun and vibrancy to them like Ryan around in her place.