If this is true (and I have to imagine it is), Beyonce and Jay Z were guests, and their host was asking Jay Z if he wanted a lime with his vodka tonic in a very loud environment. So, yeah, people are terrible.

I’ve noticed lately for a ‘feminist’ website people ALWAYS seem to want Knowles, Victoria Beckham,Lisa Bonet, and Kristin Stewart to pop a smile in every photo!

People are projecting a lot onto beyonce face. She isn’t required to fucking smile all the time. People need to let go

How is she being petty . Why should she have to smile.

Ruuuuude.  A short introduction and a bit of small talk is the bare minimum if you’re going to share someone else’s table.

Yeah, it’s like there’s a separate code of conduct that we’re all supposed to know about. Case in point, I was at a bar and a famous person came and sat at the free seat at my table, directly next to me. I said hi and introduced myself and offered a handshake, as I would for any person who willingly sits at a table…

And naturally TWO articles on Jezebel perpetuate this imaginary slight.

I do makeup. I spend a metric fuckton on makeup. All different shades. Sephora and mac are on my list of places to not go to. I’ve been shamed in both places for my makeup skills (I wasn’t wearing any either time) and was called ugly in mac. Neither time was I looking for assistance. The cashier in Sephora was also…

Given that heart disease is the number one killer in America and nicotine plays a large role in that, I’d say lose.

Where is Miley Citrus’s hoodie?

They are just as addicting as cigarettes (from the nicotine), but they don’t have the carcinogens. So you will be addicted, but you will not get cancer. So win?!

They ignore me aggressively at the mall-based Sephora nearest me but they fawn over skinny 17-year-old girls. Like, who do they think has the money to buy their products, the fat middle aged lady running errands on a Saturday, or the teenager with a $20/week allowance?

You just say the word “Spanx” and I am hearing Wanda Sykes talking about Esther escaping.

And who’s gonna pay $175 for a hoodie that’s not hideous?

Good on Leslie for calling out Sephora. I HATE shopping there in-store because nearly every time I’ve gone (especially if I’m with my mother) I either get ignored or treated extremely condescendingly, and it REALLY feels like it has something to do with our skin color. It’d be one thing if this happened once or twice,…

Does anybody really think that anyone - male or female - who they see on tv who’s over 45 (to be generous) is NOT wearing Spanx?

Definitely self conscious. But don’t worry. You can fix it. Buy products. Then you will be loved. I am your friend. I give good advice. Buy products. Then you will be lovable. I care for you. I do not judge your lack of pulp. But I want you to feel confident. That is impossible with no pulp, and also no seeds. Don’t…

As Lord Byron wrote,

Guys, she's right. The Civil Rights Movement was only effective because people calmly and politely asked for equality and justice.

I feel like the fact we all spend time talking about this kinda shit means we’re basically fucked.