Not seeking reelection.

My my next door neighbor and longtime best friend of over 20 years used to be the department manager of electronics in the Janesville Walmart. Longtime fuck face and Janesville resident Paul Ryan happened to drop in there I believe this was 5 or 6 years ago.

He’ll run for president, pretending like he’s doing it reluctantly, on the platform of cleaning up the mess he helped create. A perfect Republican.

Some K Street think tank (lol “think”) is going to roll out a red carpet and give him a platform to disseminate his faux-wonkiness more unchecked than ever.

probs.

Honestly, I can’t imagine such an over-grown, self-important, misogynist frat rat shopping for groceries or housewares.

I find the timing more convenient for running in the 2020 presidential race. I think he sees the impending removal of Trump as his prime opportunity to capitalize on the anger this will generate in his rabidly dedicated followers.

Call me a pessimist, but I’m holding off on the dancing.

I live in paul ryan’s hometown, and let me fucking tell you, he is every bit the troll, gremlin, goblin, creep, fuckface you imagine him to be.

Especially to Randy “Ironstache” Bryce.

I’m ok with that.

My first reaction: this is fantastic, good fucking riddance.

“Having access to contraception is not a health care issue.”

Christ on a cracker, these questions serve zero purpose.

GOP legislators definitely don’t want to find evidence that people are having abortions due in part to lack access to health care and contraception. Better to just yell about how bad abortions are.

Dude already ceded the moral high ground a long time ago - especially since he learned later that her last name is Gomez, but he was at great pains to let us know she was white #StatusObject

As a POC, I actually so mind as it took forever and a day for these emojis to be added in the first place. It’s about inclusion. When different skin tones were being requested from Apple users, A Lot of people were complaining that the change was dumb and unnecessary, (which if you feel that way, it shouldn’t matter…

Nah we got the best potato salad and mac and cheese.

it’s a warning sign. I dated a guy that was all weird about the skin color of emojis, he used the brown ones, I’ve always used the yellow ones because I like how they look the same color as the little faces and he was always on me about it, like weirdly hating the yellow ones and asking why I would use those when they…

I’m a light skinned brown genotype but I always use the yellow emoji because it’s OG and I’m lazy. None of my Asian friends seem to have a problem with it (probably because emoji yellow doesn’t represent Asians so much as it does Matt Groening characters).

Are you sure she’s white? Because I look white and my family is Mexican and Native American. Just saying. She may look one way and her DNA may say something else. Genetics are weird.