BREAKING:

WHEN I CALLED MY CUNT REPUBLICAN REPRESENTATIVE FOR A SPECIAL PROSECUTOR, THEY ASKED IF I HAD ANY EVIDENCE OF TRUMP’S RUSSIAN COLLUSION; THEY WOULD BE HAPPY TO REVIEW IT.

Now they’re arresting reporters 😑 I think we got a bingo.

I don’t think nearly enough has been said about Mitch’s wife, Elaine Chao. Who is Trump’s Secretary of Transportation.

The Dunning-Krueger effect: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect

Nothing about the fact that the only reason we have pics of the meeting between Trump and the Russians today is because the Russian press was there; American press was excluded. Also, they look like they are having a grand old time. Happiest I’ve seen Trump since the inauguration.

Comey thought it was a practical joke at first, then when he found out it wasn’t, stayed to shake the hands of the employees he had been speaking to. Not a fan of Comey, but contrast the professionalism...

Reporters being arrested for asking questions: just a reminder that this is not normal and this is not right.

Isn’t it called The Hammaconda?

1.) CNN was reporting last night that nobody in the administration expected the political blowback that occurred 0.4 seconds after the country found out about Comey’s firing. HOW? Did they honestly think that we’d all go, “Oh. Yes. Trump is clearly firing him because he was mean to Hilz. Makes sense to me.” Nobody in…

Thanks, that’s great. I’d like the file on the Trump campaign and the Russian government, when you have a moment.

Ah Yes! Thank you medigons for the Pro Tip. I will pass it on to my fellow countrymen - they are terrible cooks! We have been doing this wrong for ages.

My question is why hasn’t he quit. He has to have the worst job in the world and he clearly hates it, he can’t be getting paid enough for it to be worth it.

Yeah, the Rock can be as nice and as intelligent as he wants to be, but so what. You must have experience beyond being voted Senior Class President in high school, being likable, and getting paid a lot of money to be in movies in order to be the POTUS. The idea that this complicated, stressful, important job is…

Republican politicians have exactly two choices here.

I’m sorry, Dwayne, but no. I like you fine -- you’re hot, you’re funny, you seem to have an eye out for the disenfranchised, you mean well -- but no. As we are seeing now, live and in-person, the Presidency is not a job for a political neophyte and I have no interest in yet another incompetent and inexperienced…

Oh heavens no. We’ll all remember this time. This is the point in history that everyone will refer to as “Going full Trump.” When you’re just buying time because you know you’re fucked. This is a thing now. Its happening.

Trump’s biggest gift to our country is the efficiency with which he has laid bare how much of our politics are about eating shit. People that “respect our institutions” and keep voting for rich assholes to represent them have been eating well-seasoned shit their entire lives. Trump took away all your spices.

I hate the fact that I have been reduced to appealing to the morality and conscience of Republican congressmen

A lot of very stupid people will continue to eat shit in the name of partisan politics or their own embarrassment at being told repeatedly who and what Donald Trump was and completely and totally ignoring that and voting for him anyway.