OMG - You guys HAVE to read these articles - I just keep shaking my head:

It’s a terrible situation no matter how you look at it. Maybe we will choose the Phoenix instead of the Bald Eagle then.

This link has even more GEMS, like

Roger Stone’s house?

“Didn’t you just win an Oscar, why are you responding to an article a college student wrote about you?”

OMG - You guys HAVE to read these articles - I just keep shaking my head:

orrrrrrr. order pizza and eat ice cream while watching something on tv and reading Jezebel. DON’T get up. that’s also a better plan.

Believe the HYPE. It’s excellent and will actually make you laugh your ass off (so that seems like exercise, n’est-ce pas?). There’s also an audiobook; hit the “listen” button on the link page.

I see only one course of action:

WTF?

I’m going with:

Me too.

Yup. Basically the same thing.

It may be more surface level than that - essentially saying, “Hey guys, are you sure you want to poke at this? You know what’s going to happen.”

To God’s ears.

very sacred election process

Sounds like some crafty GOT stuff. Bring it.

Trump did not bother to offer any evidence of this, or an information source

Trump’s gonna put his good ol’ buddy Jeffrey Epstein in charge of thechild centers.

I can only hope the orange jumpsuits are coming.