Nobody is mocking you for being a lesbian, lady. You're being mocked for coming across like the loudest and most insufferably self-satisfied person who has ever entered a building. That club hated every minute you were there, trust me on that.

"The only way feminism can truly advance is to stop criticizing me for things I do." That's not an insanely self-centered attitude at all!

Oh honey, no. No it didn't. I realize you're fully committed to doubling down and continuing to be oblivious, but at some point you'll look back on this exchange and cringe.

she sure showed me!

Weird that this person is exactly as she seemed in her email.

You really do sound like a terrible, self-absorbed, awful person. Thanks for driving that home.

You think it's cause you're a lesbian? Like, you're a queer person you shouldn't like, assume that when someone is making fun of you it's automatically like, for that reason. Like are you projecting? Like if you're a strong person you aren't so defensive?

Do you really need to type out the "like" part of every sentence? Bad enough you talk that way, but writing it should look stupid enough not to hit the Publish button.

K.

I'm thrilled to hear from y'all, believe me, you're doing wonderfully, carry on!

Please keep talking, this is going great for you

At this rate we'll hear from everyone at the party! (And evidently not one of them will consider the viewpoint of the actual sex worker interviewed in this post, FANCY THAT)