That one lyric isn’t positive at all, but the entire thing is barely legible...

But if they’re wobbling and falling down when they walk, that’s definitely going to be a distraction to the women trying to get some work done.

Scooter’s office isn’t the only one that’s not arctic temps in the summer. I live in Texas (you know, where it gets kinda hot for a long time), and my office’s tstat is currently set to 73F. It might get adjusted down to 72 occasionally, but usually just stays on 73 all year round.

Jezebel update to article TBD; pending race of shooter

I think that’s better than praying for it to “please be a white guy. please be a white guy.” that you hear on this site so much.

Well, the shooter is/was black, so if you want to read more updates about it, you’ll probably have to look elsewhere. Since he isn’t white, Jezebel probably won’t be updating the article or releasing more info.

Never too soon for Democrats to “hope everyone is OK” and create a hashtag campaign.

How about an entire google search’s worth of articles?

if they blow their cash, tough tiddies.

-The income is enough to keep a household above the poverty line.

Being American, it was hard for me to go and actually fill out the forms for unemployment because there’s such a stigma around it in the U.S. but here, I was told, you pay into it so you can take advantage of it. Just do it!

The newly emerging republican strategy seems to be accuse the other side of what you want to do.

God, remember Obama answering questions for hours about the bill?

...and yet the GOP will still brand themselves as “pro-life,”

It’s only wrong when the Dems do other side does it.

literary privilege

Sounds like you’re blaming the victim for not doing enough pull ups...

I don’t think bakers have an equivalent to the Hippocratic Oath...

It’s kind of along the same lines as having an Islamic baker make a cake decorated with an image of Muhammad. Depictions of Muhammad aren’t allowed, at all, in Islam. But, him drawing one on a cake doesn’t mean he endorses drawing Him.

I’m not religious at all, but the bible says that divorces are OK. Look up Matthew 5:32, and 19:8/9.