This is pretty much how it would’ve went for Crews if he had actually given Venit “the hands:”

I owe Mary a debt of gratitude for singing all my pain and victory. Happy birthday to the realest one.

Also I think if my late grandmother had figured out the internet, she would have adored your screen name.

There can be 99 lawyers in the room who don’t believe in you...

Mariah’s voice was definitely more full. Ariana still has that “sexy baby” thing going on.

I think the Dollhouse is like The Spice Girls where it’s a band and each one has their rap identity/lazy porn name.  

That whole paragraph sounded like it was written in alien. 

Wtf is Splinter? Nobody here reads that shit, but go off I guess?

I can only assume that the intersection of “people that go to Trump rallies” and “people that like Rhianna” is exactly zero.

Fan: Girl, they been playing your shit at MAGA rallies.

The reaction to this was so so good though.

Jada’s always had a haughty disdain for others (she get it from her mama) that turned me off . She struck me as that littlest one in the gang talking the most crap in the most cutting way, just knowing you’d be dragged for cold-cocking her ‘cuz she’s so small’. Her feud with Gabrielle Union and others seems to bear…

On the flip side, I can’t wait for dedicated Trump voters across America to pay thousands of dollars to TI just to record video of themselves deleting the files off their phone or cut up the CDs.

Here’s why it’s an abuse of power: Despite Lewinsky’s enthusiastic consent, she could not have opted to refuse or rescind consent without fear of retaliation. True consent must include the ability to safely deny consent.

This is the most “white people shit” ever. A couple generations ago, a single drop of Native blood would get you thrown out of the family. Now she wants to “claim” it so she can wear it like a scarf.

Bobby left. Jasmine is doing great.

What does that say about you that you’ve spent almost a decade of your life “studying” this site?

“I would just like to emphasize how grateful I am for this process,” Schneider said. “It has given me a year to really work on my criminal skill set and learn that dead women can’t file police reports and almost get me in trouble.”

How are you using the term “gaslight” there?