I know a lot of people don’t like Lisa Vanderpump, but I do. I didn’t finish the season, but if they did spend the whole season basically bashing her, whether it was warranted or not, why would she show up? I’ve been watching this show for years and for them to pretend like there’s gonna be some kind of resolution for…

All this time these super religious parents have been worried about tv shows and movies turning their kids gay, but it’s really this video that does it. The gay agenda is real, people! 

I always thought I was straight but after watching that video, I am definitely gay now. I think I may also be into the sports now. What an attractive, intelligent woman. Call me, Megan!

I really wanted her to have her happy ending, but I guess maybe he just wasn’t the right guy. She’ll hopefully find the right person one day. She did seem truly happy this time though, so it’s gonna be hard to watch her battle with this next season. I mean, I’m gonna watch it, but it’s gonna be hard for me...grabs…

Me trying not to say anything bad about the recent clips of my beloved Brit Brit:

I think Khloe’s intuition was probably telling her it was a bad idea to date Tristan, but she ignored that hell out that. If you have to talk to a man’s best friends, lawyer, and mother before committing to a date then, you should just probably not date him. You shouldn’t have to check his references before going out.…

Every day on local news: Local boy opens lemonade stand to pay for mom’s $3000 insulin, so she won’t die making him a sad, homeless orphan. How heartwarming.

They are so dumb. How is AOC an enemy of freedom? What has she done to impede on anyone’s freedom? What the fuck is wrong with everyone?

• Keira Knightley is pregnant with baby number two. [Page Six]

Cardi doesn’t have to comment on every damn thing. There has never been a statement made about her that she has not responded to. If I was that rich, I don’t think I’d care what anybody said about me. Did you see Beyonce getting on IG live every time a random said something about Blue? Did Angelina put out a statement…

I don’t watch this show, but this man seems like an abusive monster and if I was her, I would try to get away. Take the dog to a shelter or give him to a family member who does not have small children. Don’t shoot the dog. How is that even his first option? 

Toni Morrison is an icon. I got chills just watching that trailer. What a fearless, powerful, insightful woman. I can not wait to witness this film.

Oh then fuck that dude. I didn’t even bother to google him. I want him and fofty to go down on the same sinking ship.

I don’t know who Randall Emmett is, but please give Fofty his money before he starts posting nude photos of your mom or wife or aunt or some other innocent woman in your life. He has no moral compass, he loves attention, and he loves humiliating people. He’s a nightmare of a person, who just won’t go away. Give him…

I just want famous women to stop dating Pete Davidson, so I can get back to ignoring him like I used to. Is that too much to ask? 

I think artists are well within their right to call out critics for shitty, cruel critiques, but I think with most of the examples we have here, the critics were not wrong. I know Justin has been through a lot, I get it, but his job is to sing and if he doesn’t do that well, people are allowed to say something. In one…

Being slapped by Eartha Kitt. What a blessing.