All We Wanted For Christmas Was a Picture of Pregnant Kylie Jenner, All We Got Was This Shit

This feels like math.

The fact that a remake of a remake of a remake of a remake is his “passion project” just makes me LOL. I don’t know why.

I’m not surprised. I just don’t hear a lot of people cheering for the failure of other services.

I understand that, but it isn’t the only service that offers exclusive content. Apple Music does this sometimes too. What’s the difference?

I’m not sure I understand the hate towards Tidal. People want it to fail so badly. I don’t see anybody praying for the downfall of Spotify. What’s the deal? If people didn’t like the way it was rolled out or who owns it, that’s totally fine. Use another service. But to actually feel a sense of glee because a company…

Wendy isn’t getting meaner. She was just hiding her mean so middle-aged women would watch her shitty show and make her rich. People who know Wendy from her radio days remember the kind of troll she used to be. She’s still that person. She’s just an evil person in a nice person’s uniform.

Me sitting down to watch Big Little Lies season two even though we know about all the big and little lies already:

More good news.

Me watching America get all these predators TF outta here:

I started reading Jezebel because of Dodai and Lindy. To see them move on to bigger and better things just feels my heart with so much joy. Dodai is truly amazing and will be missed.

I mean obviously it’s popular enough to still be on the air after all these years so someone is watching it, but I’m honestly not exaggerating when I say I have literally never heard any person say anything about it to me in real life. Like not ever.

There are Suits fans?

I really don’t think this show needs another season, but I’m going to watch the hell out of it anyway.

None of this matters because Patton Oswalt married fucking Natty Gann this weekend and Martha Fucking Plimpton officiated. My FOMO is through the fucking roof. I should have been there.

The video has nothing to do with the song. I thought robot Taylor was going to break out and join forces with other robot Taylor and destroy the dude that she’s singing about, but no. Just two Taylors staring at each other. Blerg.

Even if Chris Brown wasn’t an abusive, manipulative, coked-out asshole, he still wouldn’t be the next Michael Jackson. He’s an excellent dancer, but he doesn’t have best voice in R&B, his songs are just okay, and he doesn’t have a really great personality. Being able to moonwalk isn’t enough to make him the next MJ.

Let’s say that Rihanna actually did hit Chris in the car that night, which is totally unacceptable. He then proceeded to punch, scratch, choke, smash her head against the window, and literally threaten to kill her when they got home. Then he got into another relationship, with Karrueche, and abused and stalked that…

Rape “jokes”. R. Kelly apparel. Robin Thicke still being famous. Mention of Jenner/Kardashians. Teen suicide. Everything about this dirt bag is terrible.

I’m honestly tired of living in the upside down. Eleven where you at?