Well Skinner, you steam a good ham.

Only suckers buy that one. Youre not a sucker, are you sir?

Not really a line, but one of my favorite gags is done with sound, does that count?

Do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies for fun? Because I didn't hear anyone laughing.

Birdman- My #1film of the year.

I didn't vote in this so I feel I have the moral authority to say whoever was disappointed by Murakami and Mitchell was high.

I believe you've had enough.

I think he's pro cop in a David Simon kind of way. I also think he created Mickey Haller just for the sake of writing from a point of view he more closely relates to.

The thing is, this movie is what you describe…for about 140 minutes. It then shoves its head firmly up its ass for no apparent reason. It actually seems like it got focus fucked, like people couldnt deal with the fact that space is a terrifying, awesome deathtrap, and it literally does not need nor care about us.

Cooper isn't the family's last name. At least I dont think so.

The new Murakami is excellent. Some have complained that its too straightforward but I found it to be more emotionally accessible.

I may be biased here, considering I count the Toy Story Trilogy amongst the greatest films of all time, but I think Pixar deserves a lot of credit on the feminist front, its just that the statements are subtle.

Just so people know, Ellroy's public persona is there simply to get a rise out of people. Anyone who has read the books would know that he is actually kind of sentimental.

I was 10-12 when The Lord of the Rings movies came out. Now, my mom was actually a relatively adventurous moviegoer as I remember it. She had VHS copies of Jackie Brown, The Thin Red Line, The Big Lebowski. But there was one thing she could not abide; fantasy. She hated (or at least didn't get) Star Wars or Star Trek…