My bet: only a matter of time until Nintendo tries to shut this down. Which I absolutely support; I can’t imagine any valid reasons for needing to emulate Switch games in 2018.

I know betas are expected to have bugs, but this game is on a whole other level.

My grandfather was a merchant marine and a tugboat operator on the Detroit river, and he donated his body to science. They came and got him and everything! He was even a stanch Catholic, but valued science over superstition. Very proud of his decision.

Obligatory:

They pretty much operate like Goodwill- they’ll come and pick them up.

Yes, but if you get drunk be very careful about where you sleep it off.

I’m going to be cremated and donate my ashes to Ferrari’s testing program.

So what you’re saying is, at Wayne State University, for the price of 1000 feet of Ace bandages you can have a kickass halloween costume?

Not all crash dummies are willing.

I would like to donate to this program. Should I start dropping them off at the loading dock, or is there a preferred shipping service?

It’s moments like this where I want to laugh at the folks who say “well, the government would never turn the military on us, and even if they did, it’s not like the military would go through with it.”

A political stunt that will cost taxpayers shitloads of money and drastically increase the chances of innocent people will be killed. This is essentially Donald Trump wasting our money to buy lottery tickets for a violent confrontation with which he’ll be able to whip up the hateful idiots that attend his rallies.

Remember when the right wing nuts were losing their shit because they thought Obama was going to deploy active duty military — and not just the National Guard — on US soil? They don’t. Similarly, remember when these assholes were worried Obama was going to turn Wal-Mart’s into FEMA prison camps? Because they also…

Wasting money related to the military doesn’t count.

What, you’ve never had a side family?

“While it might be easy for Kumawat to blame his cheating on feeling pressure to win, he rejected that characterization, and said it was simply his own fault.”

Moar read words IMO. 

“The only thing I never lost is my family and my girlfriend and I hope to never cheat on them.”

Gamestop employee here. Legit had a dad trading in his two son’s switches for the fortnite ones. Tried to talk him out of it, but he said it was worth paying a hundred bucks each for the exclusive skins. I'm still confused.

Don’t worry -- FFXIV’s got your back for Ozma as a cube.

There was a lot of dancing around that too.