So, girl got in trouble for referring to somebody who stole from her by an insult that didn’t involve any swear words, like “a**hole”, or as potentially offensive as “d-bag”?

That she corrected the spelling is just so ballsy. I love it. She deserves a chocolate door knob.

Sitting duck.....I see what you did there

What the hell.... I can go through a box of shot shells trying to drop a single duck. How the hell is axshotgun going to be effective against something “weighing 20 pounds and flying at 1200 feet”

When I was a kid, my mom always forbade me from washing the windshield with it. She convinced us people peed in it, which on further consideration would be a difficult proposition, but it’s an image that stuck with me into adulthood.

I don’t know if I would be more terrified of the flaming fuel or the spray of the “mystery water” windshield cleaner that went flying after the first impact.

Now he has a real good reason to be away from the pump as much as possible

Most shitty drivers don’t know they’re shitty drivers if the antics of the geriatric population of my almost rural town is any indication.

The police have released an image of the driver that night:

I’m pretty sure it’s cuz these services basically “hire” anyone.

Dude (somewhat ironically) fueling his Prius was like NOPE NOPE NOPE

they hit 88mph, and we saw some shit

So that wasn’t a Mustang leaving Cars and Coffee?

Great Scott!

Said it before and I’ll say it again, this car is beautiful. This.. or at least something that looks extremely similar to this but more highway-streetable.. should have been what the new NSX shoulda looked like.

Not all content is made equal. I felt that DAI disrespected my time with filler stuff that didn’t really make an impact or even represent what the game was ‘about.’ I’m playing dozens of hours of Zelda, but the game is packed with mysteries / charm, so it doesn’t feel like a waste of my time - I am still discovering…

“Here’s the fastest way to defrost your car windows according to Russian science.”

Funny way of putting it, but yeah. Pulling out the nozzle is the worst thing you can do in that situation.

And people will still try to tell us batteries are a bigger fire risk.

When in doubt, pull it out.