Says the boring person.

Doctor Nope is a great name.

DAMN. Good eye!

The good one remains the one in Venus, I like to call the "Loot Garden". Best place to farm the two trillion Spirit Blooms you need to upgrade your gear.

It really puts the "crypt" in "Cryptarch".

I think you decoded that joke quite nicely.

what if the crytarch is secretly running some kind of loot pyramid scheme where he keeps the good stuff you bring him and gives you the garbage in return to secretly equip his hive army for battle so they can summon the true hive mind, Bobby Kotick...

A million deaths are not enough to make a purple engram drop.

Obviously he's the endgame boss

But why would the Hive call the Cryptarch "master" hmm? HMMM?

I remember walking off the bus once during middle school, deck in hand, and getting caught in a gust of wind and seeing two of my favorite gold cards fly away. I didn't care how long I was holding up traffic afterwards, I was going to fucking find those two.

Good thing you care so little or you wouldn't have bothered coming to tell us how little you care. Wait...

Im glad that im not the only one who found Halo's story kind of bland (Though Halo Reach/ODST....beautiful.)

In-air accuracy now increased

Hmmm, the Destiny weapons loadout screen seems different somehow?

As a fan of Scout Rifles, I am excited for this patch. Also, hopefully this is the end of the auto rifle meta in the Crucible.

There's nothing I would like to do more than this damn raid lol. I only have two friends that play on PS4 but we're ready, all lvl 28, but the lack of matchmaking and having to take to the forums is for the birds. Got excited when I saw the vid of two people beating it, and thought they removed the need for six. Turns…

It sounds like your mind is frequently bugled.

We do sling the sun at enemies, literally, solar grenades with sunbreakers are suns.

People just keep destroying all of the rules and limits Bungie have tried to put on Destiny. It's pretty awesome.