I tried and failed. No idea what's going on here.

Which is a more terrifying sign of our coming dystopian future: President Trump? Or Phil Kessel Stanley Cup Champion?

Oh, brother.

He’s only playing so long to pay off his massive student loan debt. Four full years of tuition at Wake Forest. Yeesh.

That wasn’t the NFL, that was Curt Schilling’s FB page.

Hey hey hey! It's Matt Albers!

I wonder how many Stalin bases he has this year?

That’s right Clayton! Show him the heater!
-Jamie Moyer.

Panda: Eats, Leaves

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u up?

There goes their chances of making the playoffs this year.

Sanchez is the perfect mentor for a young QB learning the ins and outs of 18 year olds.

odd, since for so much of his life Osweiler has been the bigger man

That’s an off the wall idea, but it just might make the Leafs into a contender!

Zamboni that shit.

Well the 49ers could use a good receiver, and we all know that Chip Kelly prefers Whites.