The question really just came out wrong. What he meant to ask was:

@NihilistLebron: In the darkness between the stars, there is a six-mile-wide asteroid on a collision course with Earth and we can’t stop it. I hope I get more rebounds 2nite.

Look. His hands are small. He knows. But, come on. They’re not yours, they are his own.

I bet Harbaugh had to spend 40 minutes banging his head into a wall in order to cool down.

Wow. If voodoo economics can’t work in Louisiana...

Yeah Drew! Cloud swords some gestations!

I think we’ve reached the end of the road with these Emmitt Smith jokes.

Hugely likeable guy.
Great career; got his ring, got his money.
Quit when you’re ahead and you’re healthy.

Respect.

This much is sure: it looks a lot worse in slow motion than it does at regular speed.

that font beat comic sans 105-108

The difference between you girlfriend telling everyone about your small dick and her posting a picture of it on Facebook.

You should have tried to make a pun.

Cautionary Tale Example

Stevie Wonder isn’t blind

Buzzfeed News is reporting this? I’m surprised it wasn’t posted as a list of gifs with the headline of “25 Reasons Why I Think Tennis Is Fixed.”

Here’s a good New York Times piece from 2009 about the title:

You were the cool kid in elementary school if you brought the newest issue of Nintendo Power. I myself preferred PC Gamer, which usually came with an awesome demo CD.

“Amphetamines? What do frogs have to do with this?”

- Emmitt Smith