There goes their chances of making the playoffs this year.

Sanchez is the perfect mentor for a young QB learning the ins and outs of 18 year olds.

odd, since for so much of his life Osweiler has been the bigger man

That’s an off the wall idea, but it just might make the Leafs into a contender!

Zamboni that shit.

Well the 49ers could use a good receiver, and we all know that Chip Kelly prefers Whites.

The question really just came out wrong. What he meant to ask was:

@NihilistLebron: In the darkness between the stars, there is a six-mile-wide asteroid on a collision course with Earth and we can’t stop it. I hope I get more rebounds 2nite.

Look. His hands are small. He knows. But, come on. They’re not yours, they are his own.

I bet Harbaugh had to spend 40 minutes banging his head into a wall in order to cool down.

Wow. If voodoo economics can’t work in Louisiana...

Yeah Drew! Cloud swords some gestations!

I think we’ve reached the end of the road with these Emmitt Smith jokes.

Hugely likeable guy.
Great career; got his ring, got his money.
Quit when you’re ahead and you’re healthy.

Respect.

This much is sure: it looks a lot worse in slow motion than it does at regular speed.

that font beat comic sans 105-108

The difference between you girlfriend telling everyone about your small dick and her posting a picture of it on Facebook.