You should have tried to make a pun.

Cautionary Tale Example

Stevie Wonder isn’t blind

Buzzfeed News is reporting this? I’m surprised it wasn’t posted as a list of gifs with the headline of “25 Reasons Why I Think Tennis Is Fixed.”

Here’s a good New York Times piece from 2009 about the title:

You were the cool kid in elementary school if you brought the newest issue of Nintendo Power. I myself preferred PC Gamer, which usually came with an awesome demo CD.

“Amphetamines? What do frogs have to do with this?”

- Emmitt Smith

I don’t know how much Lovie really helped Jameis. Kid was already pretty offensive before he got to Tampa Bay.

By promoting this comment, I’m giving Poopnachos more views, thereby validating him in his own mind

So instead of trading Kaepernick to the Eagles, we’re bringing Chip Kelly to him.

Finally some love for the best FF.

You’ve actually caused temporary blindness in me by making my eyes roll out of their sockets.

I grew up somewhere too, guys.

I knew Dez could Whip but he still needs to work on the Neigh-Neigh.

This is the whole point! Odell Beckham is a figment of his own imagination! That’s what makes sports amazing.

Meh, every good boy does fine eventually.

Technically it’s G-D-A-E on any violin