This clip is so relevant lately.

In fairness, babies are tender, delicious, and only 7 points. Perfect lunch!

I would need this sized mug if I had the same scrutiny in my life as Hillary Clinton.

It’s not his fault; it’s somehow HRC’s fault that Sanders (who was in office at the time) voted for the bill and she (who wasn’t in office at the time and therefore had no ability to vote for or against the bill) didn’t.

Zero fucks Obama is the best Obama.

“Web-fo-mercial” is amazing.

with no mention of gun control anywhere.

Do those details include how he is going to turn Congress to a Democratic majority. And by majority, I mean "super-majority", because without one, he might as well be promising to build Warp-capable starships.

He should have told that to the editorial board then.

I mean detailed plans that describe HOW he'll do what he says he wants to do. His website says exactly what he says in his stump speeches - that he'll break up the big banks, etc. The question people want answered is HOW. That's the question he failed to answer in the interview that started all of this, and that's…

Ok, so I had a bunch of white people telling me how minorities should vote for Bernie because he’s obviously so good for us and why can’t we just realise that??!!

Yeah, I wonder if they’d be shocked to find out the majority of the things they use on the Internet was created by 40+ year olds.

I mean... regardless of who I am voting for, I have to give this one to Hilary. Even turning the Hashtag around on her didn’t work, her supporters were actually using it to list her accomplishments and Bernie’s we’re just being... snarky? And it’s a weird battle to pick, There are plenty of legitimate reasons you can…

It does make me additionally concerned about what his reaction will be when 0% of his legislative agenda makes it through his first term due to the Republicans' geographical advantages in the House.

JFC. Democrats are being handed this election to them on a silver fucking platter, and they want to set it on fire. Support your candidate, don’t denigrate the other, and whoever wins the nod, vote -D. It’s really not that fucking hard.

I like this one

I do love a millennial who thinks 40 years olds are so old we don’t know what the internet is or how to use it. (do they not teach the history of the technology in school?)