I don’t get it. Who is Chris Harris?

It hasn’t. That’s why you aren’t putting up all the debunking data right now.

Get off my lawn! And take that ridiculous circus-car with you!

Oh if only it were that simple. There’s a push to make them standard and mandated. If the argument is “we need to change vehicles to protect against drunk driving” then standard interlocks are certainly the way to get there. Of course it’s a prior restraint, but welcome to the new world order! Chose your poison, a car…

An interlock? It’s an odious device. Hope you never come into contact. You say we can opt out? Well....ok, then. Carry on.

I missed the part where it was only functional for drunk drivers. Wouldn’t an interlock be more efficient, without the risk for daily drivers and without the imposition on personal privacy? P.S. What is the asterisk for? If it’s the sarcasm-marker, strike my response. Thanks.

Cupholders/Ammoboxes...it’s all mission-dependent. But the bubble is definitely for the kids.

I like this clash of concepts better.

Yep. That too.

Don’t worry about it, most of us are one-and-the-same.

Because according to a certain subset of techno-cultist, the idea of personal privacy is prudish and outdated.

Only $2,500 for the ability to mindlessly kill myself and others? A gun would be cheaper, but I guess you’d miss out on being the neighborhood techno-pioneer.

Why would I want to watch a snuff film? “Faces of Death” was intriguing to me when I was 14; that was a long time ago.

Is there any real info being passed over the radio? It seems like they’re just screaming alluh ackbar at each other. I’ll concede that alluh ackbar in these circumstances could probably be interpreted accurately as “Oh Shit!” or “Holy Shit!” so it’s understandable, but still. Have some composure.

Wait, you’ve been rejected by every dude you’ve ever wanted to fuck? That means that you’ve actually tried to fuck every dude that you’ve ever wanted to fuck? That, ma’am, says much about the strength of your agency and determination to actualize your will. Also speaks to the strength of your horniness.

Funny, that second Allahu Akbar was said with considerably less...enthusiasm.

Idiots or airbags?

Yes, well put.

Kids are the coolest. Too busy cackling in joy to look back and see the grim reaper standing over their shoulder.