I think that’s utter snobbery. I feel much less likely to be plowed into by a soccer-mom than by a self-professed “driving-enthusiast.” Especially an enthusiast that hangs around this place.

What happens if your radio doesn’t work? Blow a speaker? What about for pedestrians? I think the current system works pretty well.

I don’t think several of these really qualify as safety features, so much as “road rage communicators.” Also we already have OnStar and Epribs. In-cabin sirens sound disorienting and dangerous, because you have no clue from where the emergency vehicle is about to smash into you, and a cellphone disabler is not just…

Stock. Just leave it stock for God’s sake.

1) Exterior mars-lander style airbags for rollovers.

They threw in an extra $5,000 to the price. Douche-tax, maybe?

Wikipedia says she was born in the ‘50’s. I was wrong - the GMILF bar has been set impossibly high. The MILF bar no longer stands at all.

If that’s his mom, the milf bar has been set impossibly high.

Wow, that hit CP before I got halfway through, and just never got any better.

Uh oh. This is not progress.

CRUNK MUD RIDIN’!!!!!!!

I like the idea of the scammer getting his comuppance, but calling out Seventeen is a ridiculous waste of time. I didn’t bother reading that part and you shouldn’t have bothered writing it. It’s Seventeen for god’s sake. They’re crappy fluff for fifteen year olds, and they know it. Nobody else cares about what they…

You forgot to include Italy, France, and Great Britain to your list.

Y’all owned a multipla? You’re not from the States, I gather. When I was a teen, my mom had a Fiat 1800 spyder. No problems at all until it was bottomed-out on a stump (I had nothing to do with that - I have many brothers). So you know they can make a good car when they try.

Why did you do that to me? What have I ever done to you?

Staying on the subcompact theme:

I’m sorry, that’s just a very limited and skewed sampling of the spectrum. When you repopulate, you want a wide variety of genes. Here you have 10 examples drawn from basically 2 family trees that sprout straight up, and a couple of outliers that will never get to propagate (well, at least the Twizy won’t - I guess I…

You can’t do jokes in a political thread. Politics stimulates the stupid-generating areas of our brain and suppresses our ability for any intelligent process.

See, the internet really IS educational!

The guy does some serious paper-engineering.