My computer tells me 2007-2009 s8's still go solidly in the $40k range. Couldn't I just buy the used lambo for that?

They're assholes for using the name Uber. Meglo-maniacal much?

Yes, that's an unbelievably sexy car; it sounded like my old '76 MGB trying to top that first hill, though.

Oh that's excellent!

Please tell me that's a real dealership somebody was ripping on.

*Sigh* The title says click-bait, but I bite every time anyway. I wouldn't last long as a fish.

I don't know if Acura needed 'saving' in the first place, but if it's looking for that car to do anything except be the family sedan that Jenny eventually takes with her to college, they're going to be sorely disappointed.

The police and prosecutors seem to disagree with your expert legal analysis.

I thought that at first, then I thought maybe the driver was going to thrash it, but then that didn't happen, either.

"There will be no more roaring "phwoar!" as the car smokes away its tyres in a doughnut spin. "

Two years ago? I blame the Gawker-rehash phenomenon and beg pardons.

In side profile it looks similar to a Saab 9000.

Yup. The yin and yang of market competition, if you will.

True. But even more people will vote with their dollars to make sure that Bud Lite, McDonalds, and the Camry (the 1992 base-model Camry was the best-engineered car in automotive history, btw) will always exist, because cheaper and "good enough" is a necessary option as well.

Buying a Saab from an out-of-town dealer is problematic in another way if you don't have a Saab mechanic in your town (and unless you're in a fairly large city, you probably don't).

I wasn't aware that I liked cars until I had my first one (1980 chevy caprice classic) and had to replace the starter on it. The thrill of making something that didn't work work again was really something. What made it more amazing is the sense of appreciation I had for everything my car gave me and everything it…

How is this not indecent exposure (assuming that he admitted that it was his dick), same as if he whipped it out to show you during the walk to the bar?

First off, I'm not a manager or a waiter. Secondly, for one who claims to have waited, and might still, you're pretty dismissive of their skills. Maybe you should be applying for that associate manager position at a retail joint if you think they're more skilled and valuable. At any rate, I don't see anything that…

I know enough not to scoff at money in any amount, nor did I. The tenor of your post seemed to indicate that you fell somewhere on the "waiters at high-end restaurants are making a killing off tips!" spectrum of opinion. My point is that no waiter is making a killing from tips, high or low end.

No, it should be at least double that, but the fact that they could tax you on speculative income is an insult in the first place. The second thing is, servers are exempt from the minimum wage - or they were back then. My 'wage' was $2.35/hour or thereabouts, so sneaking 8% of cash food sales past the tax man really…