Because the NBA is awful and contracts are so convoluted the Warriors will probably not match whatever poison pill contract Daryl Morey comes up with. Or someone will Max him just to piss of the Warriors when long term they are probably doing them a favor.

I would love to see Deadspin and Jalopnik unshackled from the Gawker/Jezebel shitshow.

Up with Freedom of Speech laws! Down with libel and slander laws! No consequences! Hooray! Everyone go be assholes because you’re free to say whatever you want!

I DIDN'T GET INTO CAL POLY! FUCCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!

Come on Patrick everyone knows this was the defining pic of the Vancouver riots:

Mosgov’s legs were inside his body. This is a textbook screen. Not even close to a trip

Seriously Ley, what are you, the Warriors Info Minister? That screen was clean and legitimate, and if Mosgov was moving it was just barely and totally under the threshold usually tolerated in the NBA (see Green, Draymond for further clarification).

The only dirty thing here is Klay Thompson’s goatee, which should be arrested and launched into the sun on some sort of sun rocket. There is no guarantee it will be destroyed. In fact, there’s a good chance that the goatee manages to hijack the rocket and use the sun’s gravity and an altered trajectory to find its way…

Some annoying jerk on the other team could have kicked him in the ding dong.

Be a genuinely nice person, and also don’t be a p*ssy (or whatever non sexist term is good here). That’s how women are attracted to you.

Ali did not die the most famous man in the world. He hadn’t spoken a word in public in 20 years, and no one had even seen him in like 10. He was a ghost already.

Who in the fuck are those guys

Actually, sharks are cartilaginous, not boned.

Why, yes, I have and I knew that jab would bring the likes of just this. But let’s be honest and talk about how we really celebrate our Steelers players. Antonio Brown gets praised for pretty catches—and taking hits despite his size. Hines Ward was legendary for making catches in the incredibly dangerous middle of the…

It’s nice to see you not writing about horribly depressing things like systemic rape :-(

On the other hand, the Pens employ Phil Kessel, who looks like a member of the Shaler local of the Steamfitters Union.

fuck the canucks. that team was so unlikeable. Burrows is one of the scumiest players in the league. worse than marchand. that’s saying something. fuck their fans too.

But then Tim Thomas never would have refused that White House trip and we would have been deprived of some Schilling-esque crazy-person takery. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

I never knew Canadians could be so American after this series