Pretty sure it’s a Lambo dude. And by Lambo, I mean manual transmission.

Porsche 912 in Aga Blue, in decent conditions. I know it’s not the fastest or the best example of Porsche’s lineage and whatever. I’m in love and love doesn’t follow logic.

E39 M5 all day.

Do you know when a door isn’t a door?

username suggests undercover cop.... beware ;p

That’s a sweet fucking battle scar. I’d leave it. Imagine all the questions you’d get at the mall about a tire mark and tire shaped dent on your hood. Totally badass.

Is it really that distinctive?

...If your drunk, take the key out of the ignition. Even if your parked with an awning coming off the side of your vehicle, if the key is in the ignition its an OWI. Trust me, I drink wisconsinably.

Oh, the Beast will be there. You can be sure of that.

Plenty of Jalops will buy the 2018 Stinger - in 2026.

Mass Circle Jerks, got it

Alternate Headline: “This Is Not The Droid China Was Hoping For”

Driver’s seat?

Why do Americans like to put V8's in everything? Why do American’s love Bourbon? Football? Baseball? Muscle cars? Bacon? Guns? Beer?

1. Avoid DC. We throw salt on the roads the way food/drink retailers promote Pumpkin Spice: gleefully, aggressively, and with no understanding of moderation.

There were bombs bursting in air back in 1812.

Yes, they hit it with a hammer. We’re waiting for the report.

I really don’t want to know how many unplanned pregnancies happened in and around this vehicle.

“Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.”

As awesome as the car’s acceleration aside it also points out the key factor of being aware of your surroundings while driving, including what’s behind you.