My new iPad works & charges great, dummy.

Interesting, I shower after I take a bath. No matter how hard you scrub before the bath you are still sitting in filth.

Lou Henry Hoover wife of Herbert Hoover. Extra credit: "In 1914 the Mining and Metallurgical Society of America awarded the Hoovers its first Gold Medal for Distinguished Service."

This sense of entitlement is ludicrous, Best Buy took the order and couldn't fulfill it, big deal, move on. Nothing is guaranteed until the product is in your hands.

The cups in which you speak exist: [www.roaste.com]

Too bad Blake was moron: "Art is the Tree of Life. Science is the Tree of Death."

Urinals

I started the original super-dense hipster neutron star.

You mean 87.

right... so why bother talking about the link between IBM and the Holocaust?

Nancy absolutely loved the spotlight, watch a documentary on the Reagans and it becomes all too apparent and even sickening. She comes close to royalty in her extravagance.

It's a front for the mafia.

@LVP: A wireless heating tile powered by the Air, that is amazing!

@duck: That news reporter didn't sound too excited, she sounded too chill.

@Spartanical: I for one welcome our old environmental overlord.

@Settings: You're certainly giving them a cold reception. Getting that footage must have been slippery.

Pay their late-charge library fees!

=( poor baby

@Ian Logsdon: Not serving dog food on your keyboard is a good solution.