“Denied access” is a joke, really, only slightly less of a joke than Spicer’s briefings have been. Being denied the ability to ask questions he won’t answer isn’t a big deal.

It’s like those “my wedding cost $3 and a box of Cracker Jacks” stories but even BETTER because nothing is better than a guy proclaiming how he’s satisfying ALL the ladies.

I’m too busy crying in the fetal position to do any of these tasks.

Dude: (gets a blowjob)

Over/under on number of comments in this thread being men humblebragging about how much they make their ladies orgasm and expressing disbelief that other men don’t?

This white lady concurs. When I started my job a couple years ago I went to a happy hour with new colleagues I’d never even met/talked to. They were mostly white dudes in plaid shirts and jeans. I introduced myself to the cofounder of my company literally 3 times in the course of an hour. THREE TIMES.

I am currently enrolled in an MBA program and 3/4 of my classmates are 30-35 yr old white men named John, Mike or Tom and I CANNOT TELL THEM APART and it’s getting embarrassing because we’ve been in class together for 6 months and I cannot, with confidence, call any of them by their name.

I know all white guys look alike (even as a white woman myself, the older I get, the harder it is to tell them apart, and it’s becoming a REAL PROBLEM in my life, but I digress), but that’s, uh, not Milo Ventimiglia on the end, there...

As long as they do not rape anyone everything will be fine.

Then it should bring you great comfort to know that, statistically, that is very, very unlikely to happen.

It terrifies me that you think that you think this is a common thing vs the reality that it is much more common that a rape victim comes forward and is not believed.

Too be fair, the 7 year old is not insane.

The statement + the cute squeaky voice + the slight bedhead = I’m dying in the best way possible.

“Donald Trump makes Mexicans not important to people who are in Arkansas who like Mexicans, like me and my grandma and all my family,” Toby Smith, age 7, told Cotton to loud cheers from the packed auditorium. “And he’s deleting all the parks and PBS kids just to make a wall. He shouldn’t do that. He shouldn’t.”

They crossed out “wine” in the school Bibles. They now tell the story of Jesus turning water into juice.

You know who does think he is guilty, though: Julian Assange

Some super duper smart school in Flordia.

What school thought having Winston in for a photo op was a good idea?

Freedom of Speech doesn’t protect you from another US Citizen saying “I don’t like the thing you are saying.” It protects you from the government locking you in jail cause you said that thing. The guy who tackled the flag waving racist went to jail and paid a fine. There was no government action against the flag…

freedom of speech sometimes comes with consequences, my good bitch.