Keep telling yourself she was the wrong candidate for the job while the flesh is melting off your face.

Okay, keep beating that dead horse.

I know this is not entertainment news but the three Syrian families our mosque sponsored will not be coming to America as a result of the ban. They sold all their belongings, went through two years of grueling interviews and background checks and were at the airport in Istanbul Ataturk airport with their luggage and…

The last time Ed Sheeran claimed he wasn’t popular in high school someone from his school in the comments replied “If by not popular he means that he had loads of friends, was well liked and dated frequently, and was invited to all of the parties thrown by the kids who were popular then yes. I guess he was unpopular.”

It’s on FX you don’t have to pay.

I’ll tell you what I think Monique. I think she should take a lesson out of the Trump School of Gaslighting and argue that she didn’t say “die!”, she said “fly!”. There was a fly on that wall, clear as day, and she was merely trying to move it. End of.

Some shady Bette Davis quotes about Joan Crawford:

*nods*

I mean I can’t be 100% sure, but he looks damn close to every old alcoholic I’ve ever known in my life - the bloodshot eyes and red nose with myriad broken blood vessels, the unkempt hair and clothes, unshaven, bloated, etc. To me he looks like he drinks a bottle of Wild Irish Rose for breakfast every morning before…

That headline is fantastic.

I admit it: the deny-the-sky-is-blue word skewering tactics from Ilsa, Queen of the American SS, tripped me into shouting at the TV. I have to admit way more than once.

I’m not saying I would throw a party if I heard she dropped dead/shriveled into a shrunken head/fell through a crack into the earth back to the depths of hell where her cryptkeeper ass belongs, but...yeah, I would. Just like I wouldn’t celebrate if I heard Steve Bannon finally drank himself to death. It would just be…

Yeah, the one saving grace to this video is how beautiful Zayn is, but I can’t even see him? Like, the whole point of Zayn is that he’s gorgeous, but if I can’t see his lush eyelashes and perfect features, then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’m guessing it’s so that you don’t have to see how awful it actually is.

I can’t help but think that the women who get themselves all hot and bothered about these badly written, boneheaded, and just plain dull 50 Shades books (and movies) must have even more badly written, boneheaded, and just plain dull sex lives.

I watched the video, but I’m glad you described it to me because IT IS SO DARK. In the literal sense. I can’t see a damn thing. Why do they do this?