Oh god. I know one of those people:

I love baseball.

When I was 16 I had a red convertible. One day, while driving with a girlfriend down a four-lane roadway in a heavily congested area, a man going the opposite direction slowed and continuously leered as we passed. He then promptly rear-ended the slowing car in front of him.

“I don’t know if I would, but I wouldn’t not if that makes any sense.”

I know a kid - age 20 -, who saw an ad on television for a rehab facility whereby patient care would be paid for through the patient’s private insurance. Not until said kid got to California (travel paid for by organization) did he find out the rehab was sponsored or facilitated by the Church of Scientology. Later,…

No need to explain. You made that clear in your writing.

“If you’ve ever been to a swearing in ceremony, you’d see what this country means to the people that come here. They weep with gratitude.”

All this makes me want to cry.

“ ... and that some women will be unable to go to baby showers for the rest of their lives.”

Gotcha. I appears people took your comment and ran with it.

Yeah, I’m from Missouri and don’t eat that shit. Also, can’t stand sweet tea.

I absolutely want to hang out with her family.

“I wonder if she’s ever broken down after a breakup before and that’s why🤔🤔 I find it superrrrrr shady that they haven’t shown either conflict she was involved in.”

Did I miss that part?? I thought he said, “I’m not colorblind. I know you’re black.” That is not the same as, “I don’t see color.”

Nah, she’s boring af.

Been there, heard that. Too many times.

I, too, hate Kellyanne Conway. I hate her very much.

My thoughts exactly. At least a bar. And maybe knocked back with a shot of bourbon.

I want this to be true.

Sadly, I think of him often.