I understand what you mean, but every time Calvin did he just got beat up.

For example, I despise the TSA, not just for its inconvenience, incompetence, or corruption, but because of what I think it represents in what should be a free society.

But if every time I fly (which is often) I ‘stand up for myself’ do you…

I know, I was at my grandmother’s funeral the other day and my cousin, Sapphire, was wearing her tank top again. When she leaned down into the casket one tatooed double d half spilled out and nearly landed on grandma.

On the plus side, the family photo with everyone in their sunday best is sure to be a cherished…

So only democratic women are 52% of the electorate?

As usual? You mean you ladies are to thank for George W?

Thanks.

Do we get to thank you for picking up the slack on Reagan, Nixon, and all the local races that got fascists into power? Thanks again.

Hey, as a fun side note, guess what the overwhelming demographic…

He has stated he supports the middle class. Did he say white people or are you putting race into it?

A man who has spent the last 40 years fighting for civil rights, gay rights, women’s rights? Yeah, what a fucking oppressive white racist.

Your entire post is ‘white white white white white white, ew white people’ and…

And stop treating politics like it’s the fucking Kardashians.

I can certainly argue that you MUST vote for Hillary in the fall. If I was speaking to a Republican I would argue that they MUST vote for Trump.

You people have the self-awareness of a trout.

Aw, it’s so cute when high school sophomores try to weigh in.

That is how old you are, right? I mean, based on your level of reasoning and knowledge of how American politics works.

Freshman?

That’s exactly what he’s implying.

Stop sullying both Ender and Tom Servo, please. They were intelligent fictional characters. . .

I know they didn’t organize at all. It’s not like he started the race as a virtual unknown, about 60 points behind Clinton and is now routinely cleaning her clock.

It’s almost like the entire establishment of the DNC (you know one of the only two national political establishments) was actively working against him, not…

You keep talking and all I can see is this tall, awkward man-child who looks like he never finished puberty dancing awkwardly for a TV camera. . .


And you can self-efface all you want. We know it really bothers you.

I have literally done this, too, trying to get a reservation for New Years at a restaurant. I finally drove there, about a 20 minute drive, while still on the phone and found the manger hanging out behind the bar, the cordless phone (and my call) just sitting on the counter next to her.

And who says American customer…

I just want what RedLetter Media said: 90 minutes of either Godzilla beating up shit or a bunch of scientists in a lab talking about how to defeat Godzilla or how Godzilla works.

No shitty love story. No obnoxious kids. No plucky reporters. Just the good stuff.

I’m fine with the somewhat demonic appearance, but that tail is way too long and if the CGI in the trailer is the final CGI then holy shit it looks bad. Like I thought it was a fan-made trailer. THe CGI godzilla has no weight, no actual motion to his walk cycle, just a massive tail flopping around in the air (why is…

I like how anyone thinks any of this matters?

Oh, the rich and powerful let themselves get ‘roasted’ for a few hours once a year or so? Wow, that will take them down a peg or two!

After Colbert laid into Bush that was just the end of his presidency. No more secret torture prisons, no more endless wars, no more spying,…

You’ve gone full feminist, congrats.

The camera lens is male gazey? What the FUCK does that mean?

It’s an object. WIthout agency or will. It was not created with the specific purpose of taking pictures without your consent and the ‘spectrum of violence’ really makes sense when there is no violence.

Jesus, you people…

So one man is an asshole and that is meaningful because...

When did Schumer get the thinnest skin of any celebrity? She can’t take any jokes, she can’t stand people running up and taking photos of her when she doesn’t want them to (hi Amy, welcome to the rest of Hollywood, it’s a bummer), and she can’t stand criticism…

People outside of Europe might actually watch it then.

This past season,Javaris Crittenton was a better player than Kobe and I think he’s lying dead, shived on a prison floor.

Kobe was a scorer and he was also a ball-hog.
Kobe was a scorer and he was also poison for his franchise.
Kobe was a scorer and he failed miserably to attain his lifelong goal of being the superior Michael Jordan.
Kobe was a scorer and leaves the NBA with a highlight film that only shows his scoring. Not his teamwork,…

LA is number three?

Yeah, okay guys.

Based on the horrible traffic, horrible prices, horrible real estate, horrible aesthetics, horrible crime rate, or horrible people?

Not to mention my poor Starcraft 2 is being updated at a glacial pace.
Most of us leveled up all the commanders in a few days and I blew through the first Nova pack in an hour.

Still love it, and I’d be willing to give them more of my money, but it’s coming so. damn. slow it’s hard to keep my interest.