I’ve only ever worn Samurai style armor and it’s fine to move around in except for lifting your arms above your head (which is something you do constantly if you are fighting with a sword) then it really taxes you because of the design of the helmet and shoulders.

Also, it’s not fun to go to the bathroom in.

No way man, I agree with them.

I mean, a decade ago it was well-established that there was no real cure for HIV or AIDs so scientists just all gave up.

Plus, we always knew Pluto was a planet so that never changes.

Two thousand years ago all the scientists knew the moon was made of cheese and sin so there wasn’t any…

Think you for this neat article.

Well sourced with videos and great descriptions. This is the kind of stuff I love from Giz.

If you do that they’ll all vanish.

And you know he’s going to die first in Snyder’s Justice Murder Dawn of Murder.

Can’t wait for that waifish model to learn to throw a bunch and swing a non-CGI sword. . .

I will give anyone a million dollars if they can tell me the name of Tyrese’s character from 3 (now 4!) Transformers movies.

You can’t look it up. Tell me his name.

That’s how much of an impact all the human characters made in those schlockfests.

But who gets the third dragon?

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This old device still has more freedom of customization and more options than any POS Jobs ever vomited out.

Would anyone be shocked that Jobs has actually come up with a single original idea ever?

Sorry, I forgot about the Apple Fanboys that still think that smelly, paranoid, sociopathic fucker was the second coming of Jesus because he told you you could buy pretty looking phones and always wore black turtle necks tucked…

Jon Snow knows nothing and that certainly includes wearing proper armor. Ever.

Fucker has already been stabbed, arrowed, and now just fought a battle in leather. So of course he leaves his giant unarmored, too.

Also, I think the showrunners just didn’t want to keep doing the effects so they killed off Wun Wun. Like…

Yeah man, I read that great Cracked article, too.

Well, Tom Cruise wasn’t playing a Japanese guy.

And I do wonder if you are as equally offended at them ‘yellow washing’ the Full Metal Alchemist from a European cast of characters to all Japanese?

Left to right: Kanada Harayama, Testuou Bishi, Fuji Nakamoto, and Todd.

You think someone killing terrorists in self defense is the same as decimating one of the largest cities on the planet?

Did it hurt to reach that hard?

Have you even read a comic? No, the New 52 doesn’t count.

An actual Superman comic? Dark and brooding? Since FUCKING WHEN?

That is amazing.

I mean, that is idiotic.

Marvel does a neat stinger at the end of their movies as a special treat for people who pay to see it? Hmmm, let’s make ours a deleted scene and release it online, independent of the movie so no one has any fuckin clue what’s happening.

Cut. Print. Perfect.

Snyder goes 1000…

Can’t we just agree to build a wall to keep anyone from Oakland getting out, ever?

Most of these are from Transfomers 2. That movie is still the worst thing I ever paid to see in a theater. Worse than the Phantom Menace, Valentine’s Day, Godzilla (98), and Autumn in New York.

Just awful.

Almost a real article and not a twitter post! Keep trying, Casey!