“Hey Draymond. Don’t worry about the money. Work hard & don’t have expectations beyond being part of a team. Assume nothing.”

That’s Future Senator Curt Schilling to you, Wally.

Wes Welker himself has openly groused about being perceived as someone who needed to work extra hard to make up for a lack of raw talent (the man was talented as shit).

If the tackle didn’t get her, eventually the cologne would have.

“See this is why can’t let women around Italians.” - better advice

“See this is why we can’t have women around men’s sports!!!!”
-Some asshole

...short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese...

i’m with ya Formerly, LC brought me back to English soccer with that escape and last season was simply awesome...really ‘69 Mets type stuff. i can’t think of a bigger underdog that ran the whole season like that. the goal streak was one thing but for the team to win it all was very cool and the best sports story of…

I’m sure Real Madrid will wind up winning the final after Bale scores the winner in the 89th minute, and Ronaldo, after having played sparingly, will proceed to rip his shirt off and pose for the camera and act like it was all him. Same ol’, same old.

Secretary of the Navy because... water?

Some people just REALLY want to get out of Detroit.

Extend the season a week and give each team two bye weeks. Then they’ll easily be able to schedule Thursday games with teams coming off of bye weeks and players get an extra week of rest. Just remove the pro bowl week because it’s pointless and which improves player safety for the game’s best even more. Replace it…

Michigan would have won the championship 59 to 62.

Josh, don’t you fucking dare shave that beard.

“I bet I could get a job running Cleveland’s scouting department.”

*deep breath*

Kind of a low ranking for the Fridge. At a minimum, I’m sure he’s well versed in EnergySTAR certification, which has to count for something at DOE.

Perrys Who Should Run the Department of Energy, Ranked

Demoff responded by continuing to reside in Southern California.