Such a ridiculous double standard when it comes to catching your spouse masturbating. The few times I’ve caught my wife or found out about it later I’m like “Hey now, that’s hot...want some company?” But whenever she catches me it’s all “Gross! What’s wrong with you? At least wait until the funeral is over!”
Wouldn’t a butt division be more accurately referred to as a crack?
The five stages of coping with spree killings:
well, we get the fringe benefit of no brain damage and life beyond 50.
This incident will be swept under the rug and he will be transferred to another Catholic school football program
I can’t wait for TRUMP to get oathed into Orville Office so he can send CROOKED TILLERY to GUANTOMONO!!!
Man, it’s like he’s coached by Brian Kelly.
Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.
Not at all surprising coming from a shitbag program like notre dame
If the man has a lien on his TV, he should get his finances in order before starting any beefs.
“You’ll be fine.”
Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.
Can you imagine when Steve Smith becomes “Old Man” Steve Smith and he’s sitting by the fireplace with all his grandchildren sitting around him regaling them with tales of all the DB’s he’s roasted throughout his career and how much of a disappointment each and every one of his children and grandchildren are to him.
You are a decent man and you try hard, which is why your end zone proposal is balls. What you do is take ONE end zone and make it EIGHT INCHES deeper. Call it the Bonus Zone and say you are doing it to make the Coin Toss more important (try not to snicker when you do this.) You will instantly hear crazy shit like,…
Careful now. Keep posting Kinja like that and you could wind up U.S. Attorney General.
Now we have judges officiating from the bench? Not in my America! And why is the judge’s secretary hearing a case, much less being let out of the house by her husband the day before Thanksgiving.
Thank God. Every time I make fun of ND football, a true believer comes out of nowhere and lectures me about how competitive they would be if it weren’t for the rigid academic integrity, and “we take the term ‘student-athlete’ seriously,” and a bunch of other boring stuff.
Hi Bruce, congrats on the new gig
Reaching the quarterfinals in the World Cup?