We should start decorating USPS Priority Mail boxes in costumes, stuffing them full of treats (and tricks) and sending them to people we know.

A Gorilla.

It was looking for the 19 Cub holders.

Small town Alabama, 16 years old, middle of winter, was driving home at 1 am in an 89 Nissan Pulsar.

I bought a 300zx Turbo (with the pop up headlights) for $500, then had it towed away before I took possession.

Not sure if it counts, I once steered a Nissan Pulsar into a drainage ditch while lying on the roof and reaching in through the T-Top. It had been parked on a hill without the E-Brake and started to roll.