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My car cannot be better than my clients

“My savings are zilch and my debt is high. I will likely have to dig into my retirement account to cover a down payment”

What, you don’t enter your PIN number into LCD display on the ATM machine?

I think this car was supposed to go to the emissions test people

Gangsta Rap - 90s stuff, no problem. Bone Thugs, Dre, Snoop, it’s all pretty mainstream now. Bonus points for Onyx or something more obscure.

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It is about time for a new Triumph Speed Triple.

You’all are so sensitive. Jesus Christ. I called many children monkey - and wow they were hanging on trees too! BECAUSE THAT WHAT MONKEYS DO - doesn’t matter the skin color. This whole thing is ridiculous - overreacting

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Holy crap. Someone nominate your mom for sainthood. That’s incredible.

I mean technically when you no longer produce cars, and just focus on trucks and SUVs, you have eliminated new CAR smell.

“A computer does your job now! Go directly to jail.”

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It sounds like the service manager was the one taking the car for a spin.

In 6 months..... *Ran when parked*

Hot Take: The Z3 was much better-looking than the Z4.

Technical Weld Specialist be reading the back of the package

Been screaming for a 400Z since Infiniti rolled out its Red Sport.

Eww that looks groß!