meanwhile no one asked how are we going to pay for these huge tax cuts for corporations and billionaires.  But if it’s to help the working class suddenly everyone is a math wizard.

You mean, like this?

Alternative theory: My "honk if you're horny" sticker is working as intended.

BS. I know Troy and he’s greasy as hell. His ounces are 26 grams at best.

Black provides the best visibility for shipping guards. Just sayin.

A car sitting in a garage makes 0 horsepower.

He was actually just trying to work out how to rape while dealing drugs most efficiently, but forgot to carry a 1.

When your truck has “Raptor” on the side of it in big gaudy letters, it should be faster than a Toyota Prius.

I’m 25. That’s around the age of most of our staff writers. Go ride your horse to the tonic bar, Santa. 

C3: Okay, folks, thank you all for gathering today. We called this emergency meeting to discuss the overwhelming press coverage of the new C8 and what must be done to divert attention away from it.

But also, don’t bank too much on a customer base that’s aging out/dying off. Or you’ll actually end up like Harely Davidson.

Typical Corolla owner... driving on the sidewalk.

A grown man attacks a 13 year old boy and cops are like “Well I don’t see a crime here.”

Cardboard man gets paid?

The Broken Windows theory applies to cars too. Once you let little things go, things go downhill at an very quick pace. If you stay on top of repairs and maintenance, you end up with a car with 200k miles that looks brand new. If you neglect small stuff and let it snowball, soon you are selling your car for scrap with…

Clearly they are mistaken about this being a Motor Home.

“In being able to serve our customers as one firm, integration is a key priority – both culturally and operationally.”

The power is arousing. This car can kill me and I like that.

I expect the DMV to be overwhelmed with requests for

Cars keep getting more expensive, the amount of money/loan payments are going to keep getting more expensive. The problem is wage growth not matching or exceeding consumer goods.